Animal Fighting sponsored by humans is now ILLEGAL!

[Alex]

It took six years but Congress has passed a law making human sponsored animal fighting illegal.

Figure out another way to keep from being bored, you dumbarseholles, you know who you are.

[Alex]

Michael Vick, we hardly knew ya.

Advice for you, don't try and deny your GUILT. Rather, donate a REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, LARGE SUM OF MONEY, like 20 million dollars, to animal shelters all over the country.