Can I have sex please?

[The 80's Man]

9 INCH NAILS KICKS ***

[Alex]

OH, you found out that your dick grows an inch for every thousand posts you make.

Welcome to the thousand post club.

[The 80's Man]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Super-8mm in the DigitalAge:
OH, you found out that your dick grows an inch for every thousand posts you make.

Welcome to the thousand post club.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shove this up your *** :

Today I had to go caysh my whole check from Gooch at the bank because it fuckin bounced. So I go in there and Tommie wasn't working today. Right in front of me, deposting her food stamps and crack money was the biggest piece of loser trailer trash I've ever seen. Woman in her mid-thirties wearing cutoff jeans and she had a nasty, flat *** . She was wearing a WIFE BEATER shirt and had freckles all over her shoulders. She had a little nose ring (just the bead kind, not a full ring through her nose), and worst of all she had a mullet. Her hair was sandy blonde and it was all butchered up in the front and on the sides, but she had a **** mullet. She talked lyyke theesh and was saying **** to her little half-breed daughter like, "Don't touch 'at!" and "Momma pay the bills with thees dollers." I stood there in rage over the whole situation- thinking about the trash like this woman who is polluting the world....how she has no self-esteem and gets knocked up by some black guyyyy who is probably fukkin outtahere, judging by the age of her daughter. The daughter looked about 6, so if you do the Math, the father has been gone for like, well, I don't know.....try six years.
I stood there thinking of the dumbass women in the world who make stupid choices like this, and the poor kids who have to suffer the consequences.....I thought about how there are about a billion jerkoff losers in the world who breed, yet the throwbacks to days of yore such as I, Mr. Peters, get stifled by chicks because I refuse to punch them or be irresponsible by getting the pregnant and leaving. I'm a throwback to the days of fukkin yore, when there was HONOR and ORDER in this **** country. I'm talkin' family values. They are nothing today thanks to the Clinton legacy and so forth. So now the good people of the world such as myself must stand in a bank line on a Friday, watching a disgusting woman with a half-breed daughter cash her check as the bank teller treats her like a QUEEN because of PC reasons. And ONLY because of PC reasons. I stood there in disgust, contemplating the situation, crying in my heart for the human race, and then I saw the rainbow shoot out of this horrible storm. The girl turned around and smiled at me. I nodded with nobility as if to say, "You're going to make it, kid." The hope in her eyes made me truly believe that she was one day going to rise from the ashes of her fukked-up parents and campaign for a world of integrity and morals. As the lady and her kid walked out, I stared a hole through the ***** with an Andy Pettitte scowl and she saw it. I could tell that I put the fear of G-Money in her heart.
I'm wearing my Civil War suit tonight and I may sleep in the **** thing, all for karma for that poor little girl.
Regards,
GAP

string cheese
grapes
(things I always steal in the G-store and eat)

[The 80's Man]

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[The 80's Man]

RACK ME

[The 80's Man]

and blow me

[The 80's Man]

DON't ever **** WITH the General

[The 80's Man]

Pop Tarts or Toaster Struedels?

[The 80's Man]

pop tarts

[SHATOUSHKA]

<font size=30>BWAHAHAHAH!!!</font>

this is the funniest thread i've seen in this
forum in AGES!!!!

i didn't click on the link in the admin. forum
because i thought it was more BS like in my
other forum...

but THIS.... oh this is good!!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


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