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    Why don't women love the things that enable their daily existence to be better such as petroleum, versus diamonds?

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    because petroleum stinks and diamonds sparkle.

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    have you heard about the new technology where they can turn your cremated body into diamonds? this way, you can turn half your body into diamonds ( and leave them as inheritence) and leave the other half (carbon) in a swampy area for it to turn into fossil fuel in a few thousand years' time.

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    Hey, two clever answers in a row are not allowed!

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    sorry, i'll know better for next time.

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    you have been granted an exception. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

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    i thank thee. oh great non-moderator.

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    Wow, you're 500th post on my forum, I am honored.

    consider yourself honorary co-non-moderator.

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    why thank you!

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by soulfilms:
    i thank thee. oh great non-moderator.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

    By the way, that was funny. [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

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