Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy???s homework assignment.

[travelinman]

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy?s homework assignment.

He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac?s, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol? me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, ?man, it look fake.? He say, ?Bullshit, that watch israel??..

9. Undermine - There?s a fine lookin? ho who live in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol? my uncle, iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My momma in law stopped by and I axed her, ?You plan on stain for dinner??

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, ?how much?? she say ?fortify.?

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

[Raven Soul]

That reminds me of this story:

We had a ‘going away’ party yesterday for a lady at our Buckhead office. One of the supervisors called a Wal-Mart and ordered the cake. He told them to write: “Best Wishes Suzanne” and underneath that write “We will miss you”.

As the picture shows, it didn’t quite turn out right.

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[Geerme]

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