Hmmmm...

Seeing Christmas lights on palm trees.

It's very pretty.

Watching Santa?s on jet skies.

Dumb, I have never seen that.

Eating Thanksgiving dinner with the AC on.

Wuss. By Thanksgiving the weather is so perfect the A/C is unnecessary. Unless you are obese and then I guess it's "too hot".

Eating Christmas dinner with the AC on.

See response to Thanksgiving Dinner

Putting up with all those idiot snowbirds.

And you are living in Cincinnati where so many of them come from...

Mowing the grass 52 times a year.

You had to mow grass every week in the winter months? Must have been more weeds than grass as grass doesn't grow that fast here in the winter.

Trimming bushes and trees 12 times a year.

Again with the weeds.

Worrying about my house getting blown away.

Cincinnati never has tornados?

Putting up and taking down my Grandmothers aluminum shutters.

Lazy.

Having Publix run out of bottled water 5 times every summer.

Wasn't smart enough to stock up on it before hurricane season.

Having Home Depot run out of plywood 5 times every summer.

Why would you have to buy it more than once? You couldn't store it after the first time? and then every time cut it to size again? Stupid.

Picking up and bagging coconuts for the trash.

Coconuts in Florida? I have never seen any. You must have been high and thought grapefruits were coconuts.

Weekly flea baths for my cats.

Every week? Ever think of cleaning your house instead of ruining their skin?

Chasing pigmy rattle snakes off my back porch.

Surprised you didn't throw it on your grill.

Chasing armadillos out of my back yard.

Again with the grill.

Killing Palmetto bugs.

Why kill them? They don't hurt anything. Catch them and put them outsie. Oh that's right, you don't respect animal life.

Power washing mold off the roof, sides and all outside surfaces of my house.

Being lazy and whining about it all the time isn't very attractive.

Seeing Christmas lights on palm trees.
It's very pretty. For the first 5 years.

Watching Santa?s on jet skies.
Dumb, I have never seen that. Maybe if you didn?t live in a tin can in the middle of the state with the old people you would. Things are different in the southeast part of the state, you know where the money is.

Eating Thanksgiving dinner with the AC on.
Wuss. By Thanksgiving the weather is so perfect the A/C is unnecessary. Unless you are obese and then I guess it's "too hot". I guess people who get their dinners out of the freezer or at KFC don?t have to worry about a hot oven heating up their kitchens. Wait, do tin cans have conventional ovens or just microwaves.

Eating Christmas dinner with the AC on.
See response to Thanksgiving Dinner. See response to Thanksgiving Dinner

Putting up with all those idiot snowbirds.
And you are living in Cincinnati where so many of them come from... Only for work, but in the last 7 years I have been to Singapore, Mexico, England, Brussels and Sweden. Where have you been?

Mowing the grass 52 times a year.
You had to mow grass every week in the winter months? Must have been more weeds than grass as grass doesn't grow that fast here in the winter. . Maybe if you didn?t live in a tin can in the middle of the state with the old people you would. Things are different in the southeast part of the state, you know where the money is.


Trimming bushes and trees 12 times a year.
Again with the weeds. . Maybe if you didn?t live in a tin can in the middle of the state with the old people you would. Things are different in the southeast part of the state, you know where the money is.

Worrying about my house getting blown away.
Cincinnati never has tornados? Yes they do, but we don?t hear about them for two weeks prior and if they are still 1000 miles away we don?t care.

Putting up and taking down my Grandmothers aluminum shutters.
Lazy. Not lazy, I would like to see your skinny body putting them up.

Having Publix run out of bottled water 5 times every summer.
Wasn't smart enough to stock up on it before hurricane season. I am sure you have enough water in you tin can to last you two or three weeks.

Having Home Depot run out of plywood 5 times every summer.
Why would you have to buy it more than once? You couldn't store it after the first time? and then every time cut it to size again? Stupid. More wisdom for someone who hasn?t been their long enough. Because of the wonderful humid weather any plywood you cut this year will be warped and unusable two years from now. Unless you store in under your bed in the AC.

Picking up and bagging coconuts for the trash.
Coconuts in Florida? I have never seen any. You must have been high and thought grapefruits were coconuts. Maybe if you didn?t live in a tin can in the middle of the state with the old people you would. Things are different in the southeast part of the state, you know where the money is.

Weekly flea baths for my cats.
Every week? Ever think of cleaning your house instead of ruining their skin? Maybe if you didn?t live in a tin can in the middle of the state with the old people you would. Things are different in the southeast part of the state, you know where the money is.

Chasing pigmy rattle snakes off my back porch.
Surprised you didn't throw it on your grill. Too small.

Chasing armadillos out of my back yard. They stink
Again with the grill.

Killing Palmetto bugs.
Why kill them? They don't hurt anything. Catch them and put them outsie. Oh that's right, you don't respect animal life. Bugs are not animals

Power washing mold off the roof, sides and all outside surfaces of my house.
Being lazy and whining about it all the time isn't very attractive. I guess when your house is the size of breadbox you don?t understand that power washing the second story white cement tile roof of a 5000 sq. ft. house is a bitch.

People who validate their self-worth by money aren't worth very much. Your diatribe reminded me of something my father would say. Keeping good company there Trav. Apparently that silver spoon you were born with stuck up your ass continues to effect your manners...

Bugs are not animals? So what kingdom do they fall under, plant or mineral? Dumbass.

and BTW, Southeast Florida is a dump. Cuban refugees and drug dealers. Not quite the place to brag about.

Hay GL

You ever wonder why I never had a problem with you taking my wife out to dinner when I was gone?

Mowing the grass 52 times a year.
You had to mow grass every week in the winter months? Must have been more weeds than grass as grass doesn't grow that fast here in the winter. . "Maybe if you didn?t live in a tin can in the middle of the state with the old people you would. Things are different in the southeast part of the state, you know where the money is."

The grass in my yard is like a golf course.

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Originally posted by G L:
The grass in my yard is like a golf course.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yea, a miniature golf course. Do you cheat on that one also?

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Originally posted by travelinman:
Hay GL

You ever wonder why I never had a problem with you taking my wife out to dinner when I was gone?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I never concerned myself with it. If you had a problem you would have said something, if not why would I worry about it?

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Originally posted by G L:
I never concerned myself with it. If you had a problem you would have said something, if not why would I worry about it?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I was never concerned because I don't think she's your type.