Just like any other day

Were blueberries named blueberries because they couldn't think of a better name?
Why aren't there redberries or greenberries?
Did the same thing happen with oranges?


Do pigs smell like bacon if they have been in the sun too long?


Would an alligator wear Crocs?
For the matter would a goose wear duck shoes?
And why dont you ever see a duck wearing duck shoes or a croc wearing crocs? (might be because they are in the water)



Do hairy nudists fear velcro?


HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!?!?!? I Wonder.