Spare time on your hands?

[The Lady Belle]

These are a few things you shouldnt do:
<ul type="square">[*]Play with a tube of hair removal cream..Its cold without your fur!![*]Shave the dog..[*]Play dress-ups with your cat..[*]Play dodge with traffic on the freeway..[*]Wash the car in break fluid..[*]Strap the budgie to the bonnet of your car as a hood ornament..[*]Play hide-n-seek in a toxic waste dump..[*]Moon a passing police car while your driving your mothers Volvo..[*]Pretend your the Angel of Death at a Nursing Home..[*]Eat the left over chinese food from a week ago..[/list]

[juliet smiles]

*LOL* those are good.. I have just one question.. whats a budgie?

[The Lady Belle]

A budgerigar..and Australian parakeet..they're a popular world wide pet cage bird..

[The Lady Belle]

<ul type="square">[*]tape your cat to the ceiling fan[*]shave your neighbours back[*]touch the center line on the road with your finger while driving fast[*]microwave an unopen tin..[*]laugh at a funeral[*]spray the bride in tomato sauce instead of confetti[*]photocopy your butt and write on it the bosses name and hand it to him in person[*]attempt to see if the cat is faster than the car[*]play skittles on the footpath with your car[*]tie your cat to your neighbours dog[/list]

<font color="#00BF00" size="1">[ June 10, 2002 02:51 AM: Message edited by: The Lady Belle ]</font>

[The Lady Belle]

* File your nails with an angle grinder.
* Let your 2 year old play Hairdressers with you using real sissors.
* Wax your gramdmothers back.
* Jump off tall buildings and try and float down with your umbrella.
* Preted to be Superman and stop a speeding bullet with your bare hands.
* Play chicken with a inter-city express train.
* Exfoliate your skin with rough sandpaper and have a lemon juice bath.
* Sing church psalms at a Satanist gathering.
* Play "Is there a God?" in a Science Fair.
* Let all the tires down on a truck at a truck stop.

<font color="#6699CC" size="1">[ October 17, 2005 03:11 AM: Message edited by: The Lady Belle ]</font>