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October 24th, 2005, 08:32 PM
#1
Inactive Member
An Australian, went to England, for the cricket finals, He is offered a 'good time' by a delectable young lady.
When they get to her flat, he asks if he can rearrange the furniture, to which she agrees. Systematically, he removes every item of furniture from the room.
"Well Aussie", she says, "I've never done it like this before!"
"Well Sheila, I've never actually had a woman before", he says, "but if its anything like a Kangaroo, we'll need plenty of room!"
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October 25th, 2005, 04:07 AM
#2
Inactive Member
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October 25th, 2005, 09:23 AM
#3
HB Forum Owner
LMAO!!!
Us Aussies love a good joke, even if its about us...but they are more funny when they involve Kiwi's.
How does a Kiwi find sheep in long grass?
Quite pleasant.
What is a Kiwi's girlfriends first name?
Baaaaaabaaaaara.
hehehehehe [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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October 25th, 2005, 10:27 PM
#4
Inactive Member
okayyy..I may be oldish but not dumb...isn't Kiwi a green fuzzy fruit?????
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October 26th, 2005, 03:07 PM
#5
Inactive Member
Kiwi....hmmmmm
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November 3rd, 2005, 02:42 AM
#6
HB Forum Owner
Kiwi's are New Zealanders..named after the Kiwi bird.
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November 5th, 2005, 04:00 AM
#7
Inactive Member
Ok...are male and female New Zealanders kiwis??
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November 5th, 2005, 10:42 AM
#8
HB Forum Owner
Anyone who comes from New Zealand are called Kiwi's.
Australians are Aussies
USA are Yankies
British are a bunch of whinging Pommie bastards. *giggles*
[img]wink.gif[/img]
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November 7th, 2005, 03:09 PM
#9
Inactive Member
no no ...not all Americans are Yanks..only the ones north of the mason dixon line..those south are called rebs...LOL...the ones west of the mississippi river are called oddly enough westerners..
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November 9th, 2005, 09:16 AM
#10
HB Forum Owner
Us Aussies arent finicky..your all Yanks to us.
Or Septics...lol
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