I just hate it when

[cherrysmum]

everyone has a real life but mee..LOL...usually it's this dead around the summer months...well it is summer where you are hahaha...maybe thats the problem...global warming...its bush's fault.the lack of nooky..yep bush's fault...it's allll his fault...where was I going with this anyway...sigh!!!! [img]graemlins/wilted.gif[/img]

[The Lady Belle]

<center> Chris Rock's "Quote of the Year"

"You know the world is going crazy when the best

rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black

guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the

Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the

U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to

war, and the three most powerful men in America are

named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more?"
</center>

[cherrysmum]

OMG...ROTF...that is just too crazy..LOL

[cherrysis]

Oh yeah!!!
BTW MUM I am bored too so get over it already OR come relieve me of my daily duties and THEN lets talk!!!

[Cherry_pez]

I just hate it when the tampon does NOT come out of the applicator. When it happens, I want to f*!cking throttle the CEO of the company! I am already in a fowl mood at the time. It makes me think there is some prankster up at the Tampax Manufacturing company going, "Let's see how really mad we can get these women." I mean c'mmmmmooonnnn! I hate it!

I humbly apologize to any men or women that I grossed out. I don't usually get so gross but it popped into my head rioght away...AND it just happened to me yesterday and II thought my husband was gonna have me committed after I went off at the invisible Tampax CEO in my bathroom

[The Lady Belle]

LMAO @ Pez..

Oh sanitary pad with wings. A good idea but your trying to hide the fact that you have your period but there you are advertising it by having this two brilliantly white "Flaps" hanging out of your underwear...and the sticky side of it is catching on some stray pubic hair and pulling it out by the root.

And why do they pour blue liquid on a pad to show how it really soaks it all up? Little wonder men think periods are all mysterious when they arent portrayed properly on TV advertisments.

[Cherry_pez]

You are so right! The portraits of these women on their periods running through a meadow in white??? Give me f@!king break! Please! It is the total opposite for me. I would be in black burning the damn field. I mean are men coming up with these advertisements? And the flaps pulling the strays? Another brilliant idea. If they want to adverise a good tampon or pad then they should have a woman wearing latex fricking gloves with a voice over saying, "tired of tampons that don't come out of the applicator and getting your fingers all mucked up? Tired of having your pubic hairs being ripped out from the root? Try such and such product. It won't make you want to run through a field , but at least you won't want to kick the hell out of someone."

Okay enough said...stupid damn advertisements. That is second on my list. Advertisers that think all humans are morons.

Okay, now I am finished. Really.

[cherrysis]

ROTFLMAO@the both of you!!!
Oh hell I can laugh today but trust me next week I will be looking to shoot the dude that came up with the slogan

"HAVE A HAPPY PERIOD"

What??? You know damn well only man could have thought that one up!!! happy period my ass how about Homicidal period!!! [img]mad.gif[/img]

[wildnthewind]

[img]eek.gif[/img] Take away all guns knives.....etc

[cherrysmum]

ahhhhh the "personal deoderizer"...for the female needs...
a nice way of saying" Hey lady"...your pussy smells like a rotten fish" here!! toss some "glade" air freshner on it"..(snort laughing)..I probably shouldn't have said that...but it makes me laugh...I'm so over all that stuff anyway... [img]redface.gif[/img]