Hello!

Klop!

Oh, almost forgot about that one.

How about... My poor dicky ticker (pronounced in faux french, of course.)

Ahh Office Crabtree with his mangled french..

"I am sorry that I am lit, but I had to wick curfully down the stroot because I have five fit of fuse wound round my log, and detonators dingling down my troosers."

And his "I was pissing by the door when I heard a gun shat."

Why dont they make shows like that anymore? They were funny.

I was wondering that myself. Now they get us... Two and a half men. Ugh. Gawd!

That kid is just *so* annoying. He's one of those kids on the playground you'd hate simply because his royal fatness is spoiled rotten. You know the type. Red hair. Little overweight. Squinty, beady eyes. Always sweating. Nagging tone of voice.

You would just love to smash his head open like an over-ripe melon; gray matter dripping out of his skull like juicy, red fruit of that just rightly matured melon on a hot summer's day, slowly dripping down your chin.

Man, I have issues.

But no. No, they don't make good comedies anymore. I think when Third Rock ended, all the good ones were gone. Or am I forgetting a show?