Lets see now...trying to break a health record

[cherrysmum]

My year of NO Doctors...started out with a detached retina in April...then the infamous cat bite in May...Oh golly..I had a mini stroke Monday morning...lucky me...only had symptoms for six hours, then they went away...but ya know they will put me on some outrageous, expensive drugs...CRAPOLA!!..

[The Lady Belle]

Gawd Mum! What minor deity did you piss off this year?

Ya take a-beatin' but still come back a-kickin'..

[Lefty]

She's on this veganist no-goat-sacrifices trip that pissed off all the little demons we have perpetual life-essence contracts with.

TODAY, I shall sacrifice not one, not two, BUT THREE cuddly, furry animals to satisfy the gods and ungods alike.

*Sharpening ceremonial blade*

I will get you healthy again, ma. Just you wait.

[The Lady Belle]

And I shall sacrifice several small unbaptised choc chip cookies by drowning them in my coffee before devouring their innocent souls..bwahahahaha.. [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]