Im so bored

[The Lady Belle]

Ever play Googlised? it where you write in 2 words into google search and see if you can find only 1 topic/webpage of it. It bloody damn hard.

[Lefty]

I don't get it. You mean, if you type "dildo" and "Jesus" you need to get a topic on dildos and Jesus?

Ooooh, let's try that one right now.

Oh... My... Gawd! There's actually a dildo called JESUS! He must be spinning in is grave. Or not. Well, you know what I mean.

[The Lady Belle]

No..ya got it all wrong...lol

There can be only one topic only..not a thousand million topics.

Its hard..very hard.

[Lefty]

Only one? With 2 words? Gee, I think I can even get hits with whole clauses, like "my cat tried to strangle me last night."

Let's try it...

Aw. Nope. Can't believe no one ever put that sentence together. So... Can you give me an example of words that work? And do you have to put them between quotation marks?

Like: "Cher wig" or just "Cher" and "wig"

[The Lady Belle]

Pick two words at random out of a dictionary..

Lets see...*flicks pages*
Sequestrate and Diuretic. Nope..14 topics found
Sequestrate and Jumbo..even worse 2,70 topics found.
Sequestrate and Libretto. 529 topics found.

[Lefty]

Okay, let's see... I'll just randomly pick a word... I've got "inanimate". Hmm... Not a rare word, I would think. Number two is... "scallop". Weird.

Now the question remains: do I put it like:

inanimate scallop (1670 hits)

or:

"inanimate scallop" (20 hits)

[The Lady Belle]

Dont add the ""..just the two words.

[Lefty]

That's, like, you know, really harrrd...

Let's leaf through the dictionary more attentively...

"Contretemps" hardly ever used. And... "Jabberwocky" my Grammar and Syntax teacher's favorite!

32 matches? WHAT THE BLEEP BLANK BLANK BLEEEEEEEP?!