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October 31st, 2004, 01:05 PM
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Inactive Member
I memtioned this on another thread I visit, but I know you guys will get a kick out of this...I have started delivering "meals on Wheels"...hot meals taken to old or sick folks that can't get out...I have one 95 year old Texan that is smitten by me for some reason..The horny old bat chases me around while I'm trying to get his food on the table...keeps saying he's harmless..yeah right...at least I can out run him LOL
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November 2nd, 2004, 03:58 AM
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HB Forum Owner
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November 6th, 2004, 04:46 PM
#3
HB Forum Owner
Ask the nurses to cut-down his erectile-dysfunction medication. [img]wink.gif[/img]
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November 9th, 2004, 02:01 PM
#4
Inactive Member
There are no nurses...he gave me a cake yesterday..LOL....I have a blow up doll in my car so he'll think I have someone with me...LOL...he lives way out in the middle of nowhere..I have to use my four wheel drive to get up to his house....real Stephen Kingish looking...*shuddering*
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November 14th, 2004, 02:00 PM
#5
Inactive Member
I think the question that's on everyone's mind right now is: why do you own a blow-up doll?
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November 14th, 2004, 06:52 PM
#6
Inactive Member
It's not just a blow up doll...OH NO!!!..it is a "Ronco"...Dildo-doll-amatic"...It slices, it dices, and does things unknown to common man....
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November 15th, 2004, 06:20 PM
#7
Inactive Member
Yes, but can it fix a broken car?
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