spinal meningitis? Z? anyone?

**lol** · September 11th, 2002, 01:42 AM

There's really no better way to show you care about someone than to beat her ass because she was too sick to post to an internet forum. Nothing like a good ass whipping to show your love, I always say. Well, not always, but I said it at least once.

Helen, if I were close enough, I'd smack you in the head with a two-by-four and throw you in front of a bus. That's how much I care.

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**the mule** · September 11th, 2002, 01:52 AM

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Yeah, it's kinda weird. You never see women threatening that sort of thing. Must be some kind of psycho-sexual-hetero thing. BTW, my avatar really likes your avatar. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

**Aunt Bee** · September 11th, 2002, 02:59 AM

Oh, MY! [img]redface.gif[/img]

**the mule** · September 11th, 2002, 04:45 PM

Sorry, Aunt Bee.

It's this avatar of mine. She's getting stronger. Harder to control. I dunno what she's likely to do next. I'm afraid she'll cross over into real life. Well, it would be ok if I woke up looking like that in real life, but her personality would get me in trouble. Maybe nice trouble, I have to think about that. Meanwhile, the avatar is now talking directly to the mule, and that can't be good. I have to go now -- she wants something. I shouldn't have given her that bell...

**Jack Booted Thug** · September 12th, 2002, 05:14 AM

Helen,

The mule's reputation? I have bad news for you. It's not very good now, a few more rumors will not make a difference.

BTW, I love you too and I am glad that you are okay.

Unk,

A true despot, such as yourself, is allowed to take any liberties that he wants. Besides, it appears that Helen is more than ready, willing and able.

LOL,

It was tongue in cheek, which I believe Helen understood. But then again if you haven't gotten any tongue for a while I can understand your confusion.

Heres to your success in rectifying that situation! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

**lol** · September 12th, 2002, 01:53 PM

Nah, of course I understand tounge-in-cheek! Why, if you were nearby, I'd poke out your eyes with red-hot needles and bash in your skull with a crowbar, ya big lug.
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