a question of grave importance

[larsguy]

Pammy, I love the leather bodice but you should be carrying a whip, wearing a domino mask and CFM stiletto boots to complete the package.

Was the wax-job painful?

[Pammy]

Well, Saint Helen O'Mule, will you get to go to Beverly Hills with him? Can we all come visit? Won't Mike miss the ticks and chiggers? Does he realize his nose will look bigger on television? Have you seen the price of gasoline in California lately? So many things to consider. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[pugsly]

Pammy,

Come on over, I want to introduce you to Pugsly's pud. Let's get pumpin baby! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Pammy]

Dear BBC productions,

You want hyphenated words? Up-yours!

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[Lon Frank]

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Aw, c'mon Pammy, don't be like that. You know we wouldn't tease you if we didn't love you.

Besides, you had some tough competetion. I heard that Aunt Bee tried to seduce the producer with home made fudge, and Helen offered everyone on the committee a free week at Happy Helen's Farm Spa and Mud Baths. And I've heard a rumor that an applicant has surfaced who would be the perfect match for Old Lon. The Juliet to his Romeo, the Cleopatra to his Marc Antony, the Ethel to his Fred, - non other than that self-made diva of home-made divinity,......................................... .................................................. ...................MARTHA STEWART!!!!

[Pammy]

Just playin' with ya Lon. You know I love you more than my luggage. (line shamelessly stolen from Steel Magnolias) [img]smile.gif[/img] You have a great sense of humor. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ September 21, 2002 11:19 PM: Message edited by: Pammy ]</font>

[the mule]

Well, now you've done it. The mule never worried about how his nose might appear on camera before. Now he's a basket case. I tried to tell him his nose is a lot smaller than his ... well, anyway, he's upset.

[larsguy]

SWINGING ON A STAR


Would you like to swing on a star

Carry moonbeams home in a jar

And be better off than you are

Or would you rather be a mule

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A mule is an animal with long funny ears

Kicks up at anything he hears

His back is brawny but his brain is weak

He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak

And by the way, if you hate to go to school

You may grow up to be a mule