Layoffs

OKAY I will be on booze duty...

This might make you rethink your investment choices! :-)

For Your Info:
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to
the gallon.
Makes You Proud To Be An American!

hahahahahaha..I want a 401 keg...

LOL!

Uh, we don't have any mountains in these here parts. Does that mean when angel number six blows his horn all the Dutchies are doomed? But then, what will the rest of Europe do for weed and whores? http://planetsmilies.net/confused-smiley-17487.gif

<font color="#000002" size="1">[ October 03, 2008 05:36 AM: Message edited by: Lefty ]</font>