red necks

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Red Neck Fire Alarm...think about it [img]wink.gif[/img]

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Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!'

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think theres another one coming.'

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one coming!' cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, . .. . . ..

'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'

[cherrysmum]

hooray...the red neck jokes are back and better that ever ...go Roger go Roger,,,

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I really need one of those redneck fire alarms...

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Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."

"Chickens, eh?" says one guy. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."

The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"

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First Place winner in the 2008 Billy Bob Dog Show and Chili Cookoff.



Ida Mays award winning flower garden



Billy Bobs Redneck Hotmail Address



For Christmas Bubba Ray wants a new fangled Palm Pilot like Billy Bob

[cherrysmum]

LOL I would be very afraid of that mailbox...

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Q: How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
A: When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

Q:Who invented the toothbrush ?
A: A Redneck. (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush.)

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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Bubba Ray and Ida May love to sit in the swing under the old oak tree

[Lefty]

LOL!