joke time

[cherriesmum]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him..(Oh man, this is so bad, it's good)..A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. TADAH!!!!!!!

[ellanoize]

Thats a good un Miz Pitz, Howz 'bout this one

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

[cherriesmum]

Well didn't that just work out well LOL

[cherrysis]

That made me giggle!!

[mr rogie]

When I giggle, I jiggle [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[springfield's girl]

Here's another one:

What's the definition of confusion?

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

[cherriesmum]

..fathers day in Harlem (I didn't make that up..I just heard it)

[ellanoize]

What Did George H recently say to George W?


"Son, you're making the same mistake in Iraq that I made with your mother. I didn't pull out in time..."

[cherriesmum]

hahahahahahaha.......

[cherrysis]

Boo YAH!!! [img]biggrin.gif[/img]