lol

[canadarocks]

LOL

[Noclouds]

New Improved Lawnmowers

One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The layer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

[CanadianGirl]

*LMAO*

[BlackMagicRose]

LMFAO...leave it to a lawyer. [img]eek.gif[/img]

[cherrysis]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH thats so bad and I am still laughing!!!

[Canadian Chick]

*cracks up*

[Noclouds]

A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, ?All lawyers are assholes.?
A man sitting in the corner shouts, ?I take offense to that!?

The pissed-off guy asks him, ?Why? Are you a lawyer??

He replies, ?No, I'm an asshole.?

[cherrysis]

[img]biggrin.gif[/img] Oh that is very good!!!

[Noclouds]

Originally posted by wildnthewind:


What's the difference between a girl's G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!

LOL

<font size="3" face="Tempus Sana ITC,Verdana, Arial">*LMAO*
About those "blond" jokes, I was born a blond but I can deal with it*L

[wildnthewind]

Q: why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: because it said 'concentrate'.
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Sally, the blonde, runs crying into the office.
"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.
"It's my boyfriend..." gushes Sally. "He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"
"My god!" shrieks Carol. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!?"
"No thank goodness," sniffs Sally. "But it was the one just next to it!"
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.What's the difference between a girl's G-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend hours looking for the golf ball!

LOL