good morning joke

CanadianGirl · November 22nd, 2005, 11:19 AM

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:

"ME."

**Cherry_pez** · November 22nd, 2005, 11:42 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwww that is so cute. Hello NC. Thought I would finally drop in since I had a bit of time. I like it in here. Very soothing to the eyes. So hello **waving**

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Noclouds · November 22nd, 2005, 12:34 PM

*LoL* Thanks for the joke CG

Waving at cherry_pez!!!

Glad ya finally made it, please come by morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre often. I guess you can tell what my favorite color is, eh*L

**cherrysis** · November 22nd, 2005, 03:39 PM

Too Cute!!!

Hey Sis whatcha doin in this neck of the woods???
Whne you gonna get back on line at home???

**Cherry_pez** · November 22nd, 2005, 05:51 PM

Oh I duno when. I attempted. I may do the Netscape thing like you suggested. We will see. Maybe soon.

Yes this is quite a nice room. Mom and I were thinking how fun it would be to do a get-together with alkl of us. Lefty and I actually talked about it about four years ago. Maybe one day. That would be fun. I think. well lunch is almost up. Gotta go. *clearing throat* "I'll be back"