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FOUR LITTLE ANIMALS......


You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life
is four little animals." The teacher asked,

"Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"

The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in
the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it."

The teacher fainted.

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She knows what she wants eh?*LOL

[ashleyp711]

An elephant asks a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?"

"Well," says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody
whose Wiener is on his face."

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Hello, I guess I need to explain the above post...

...My stepdaughter, Ashley wanted to start a messageboard, I helped her get it started (Raise Your Voice, under the teen catagory), anyway she forgot to log out & I wasn't paying attention and posted as her before I realized it.

So if you think the above joke is funny, then It was I that posted...If ya don't think its funny then blame Mizz Ashely [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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*lol

No need to excuse yerself for using another name Rog, we understand*LMAO

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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"



She quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"



The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

"By the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

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Oh no!!! That's bad*LOL

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For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.

So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your bedroom last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell
you to wait because she was coming too.

Little Patrick looked his father in the eye and said "And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike."

[cherrysis]

I am so glad to see your sense of humor is still intact my friend! THIS was Very funny!!!