Some Interesting Quotes

[Forbidden Passions]

Some Interesting Quotes


Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself
~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian
Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)


I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I
was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No
good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt


Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had
ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now
wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain


The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and
a good ending; and to have the two as close together as
possible. -- George Burns


Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a
year. -- Victor Borge


Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a
misprint. -- Mark Twain


By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become
happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates


I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx


My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now
and then she stops to breathe. -- Jimmy Durante


I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor


Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. --
Alex Levine


My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would
stop dying. -- Rodney Dangerfield


Money can't buy you happiness .. But it does bring you a
more pleasant form of misery. -- Spike Milligan


I am opposed to millionaires... But it would be dangerous
to offer me the position. -- Mark Twain


Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. -- Joe
Namath


I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then
it's time for my nap. -- Bob Hope


I never drink water because of the disgusting things that
fish do in it. -- W.C. Fields


We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to
work its way through Congress. -- Will Rogers


Don't worry about avoiding temptation . As you grow older,
it will avoid you. -- Winston Churchill


Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty . But everything
else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. --
Phyllis Diller


By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's
too old to go anywhere. -- Billy Crystal


The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
(This last one is definitely true!)

[Forbidden Passions]

No way?!? Are you serious?*lol
But hey, ist sad but true eh? *spits out my cheesecake*L

[mRs.GaToR]

I am serious *L* He told me even though I only
had a "heartattack" scare, I was to take
care of my heart before I had problems, so start
by spitting out anything that tasted good *L*
He said that is the easiest way to explain what
you are to eat *L*

spit out cheesecake? hell no! I will take a
chance *L*

[mRs.GaToR]

"The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. "

THAT is exactly what my cardiologist told me! *LMAO*

[Forbidden Passions]

But what can you eat then? There's nothing left if you have to spit out everything that tastes good. Hell, you'll starve to death so I'll take a chance with ya*L