Got Worms?

[Forbidden Passions]

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said:


"As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms......."

[mRs.GaToR]

*LMAO* Guess I dont have worms! *L*

[Forbidden Passions]

I think I'm getting some, I gave up smoking, I am less than even a social drinker and I don't eat much chocolate either*L

[Canadian Chick]

*LOL* *eats more chocolate*

[Forbidden Passions]

That's much better than worms, eh?*L