joke time

[cherriesmum]

A group of chess enthusiats checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."...*slinking away*

[cherrysis]

ok waht is a enthusiats ...going to the dick tion aery now cuz I fill stooopid!!!

[cherrysis]

AHH HAA
Zealot???

1. a person who is filled with enthusiasm for some principle, pursuit, etc.; a person of ardent zeal: a sports enthusiast.
2. a religious visionary or fanatic.

?Synonyms 1. zealot, devotee, fan.

[cherriesmum]

fergit the spelng...its a goke dern yer hyde....

[cherrysis]

ROTF!!!!!!!!!

[Forbidden Passions]

*lol*

Hiya mum!!! Great to see you here*s

[mr rogie]

Cherry_Pie! Yer gonna be a Granny? Your too young to be a granny...and that ain't a joke. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[Forbidden Passions]

Thank you Roger!!!*vbs

I am soooooooooooooo happy 'bout it and actually I can't wait*lol
I managed to be a young mother and now I get the gift of being a young grandmother, too*VBS

[ellanoize]

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask
you, but I don't want to offend you"

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that! Number one,
you have to be single, and number two, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!

"OK," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me, but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess: I'm married
and I'm Jewish." !

The nun says, "That's OK My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party!!"

[Forbidden Passions]

I read this one somewhere before but its still funny as hell*LOL