What men want?!?

**ellanoize** · May 30th, 2006, 06:43 PM

oh yeah and how about:
More beer. More cheese. More sex. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

**Forbidden Passions** · May 31st, 2006, 03:18 AM

More beer. More cheese. More sex.

Vitamin fortified cigars.

Public beer fountains.

Kitty catapults.

All day happy hour at a lesbian Hooters.

Wet T-shirt Fridays.

Replace NFL linebackers with genetically
bred velociraptors.

Rocket boots.

Machine gun camp.

NASA space shuttle races.

Sledgehammer boxing.

Girlfriend TiVO so you can pause, rewind, and delete arguments.

Congressional pie fights.

Government research grants to build the perfect chicken parmesan hero.

More beer. More cheese. More sex.

Tomahawk missile surf boards.

Hot tub jury boxes.

Nacho cheese lipstick.

Personal midget-ninja chauffeurs.

New TV shows: PBS' The BBQ Hour, Total Kung-Fu Live, and America's Funniest Farts.

24-hour, on call UN negotiator for when you stumble home late, drunk, with lipstick stains on your collar.

More beer. More cheese. More sex.

Condoms that whistle, whir, and honk when used.

Inflatable sex dolls who cook.

Beef jerky business cards.

Combination briefcase/pizza oven.

National Make-Out with Cheerleaders Day.

Art museums dedicated to framing copy-machine faxes of asses.

Robot gloves for crushing kegs of beer.

Karaoke "ejector" stages.

Opera glasses that broadcast ESPN.

The Astronaut Reserves.

Porno without all the "talking" filler.

Head banging elevated to "fine art".

All money spent on women tax deductible!

Free BBQ buffet at the DMV.

Passports to Margaritaville.

The ability to telepathically force anyone to belch on the spot.

One "Get Out of the Doghouse" card.

**Cherry_pez** · May 31st, 2006, 10:53 AM

the remote control
things they cant have

**Forbidden Passions** · May 31st, 2006, 02:01 PM

Kids, they will always be kids eh*lol

**Cherry_pez** · June 1st, 2006, 10:55 AM

the bathroom faucet covered in a fine layer of toothpaste spit.

**cherrysmum** · June 1st, 2006, 11:20 AM

a remote controlled toilet lid.

**cherrysis** · June 1st, 2006, 01:38 PM

and pussy covered with beer and cheese!!! [img]redface.gif[/img]

**Cherry_pez** · June 1st, 2006, 04:28 PM

Geesh Rae. Why dont ya be more blunt!? LMAO!

**ellanoize** · June 2nd, 2006, 12:37 AM

Being as I am one of them Man things, I'll tell ya what I want, (What I really really want I wanna wanna Zig a Zig a Zoom)(Sorry, I just had a Spice Girls Flashback). I want a recliner with a built in soda fountain, and a remote controlled fridge... Is that asking fer too much [img]wink.gif[/img]