Random: Quotahol, or how i learnt to shut the fuck up and post humourous quote*NR-18*

[One Classy Bloke]

Hence why i didn't include it in the quote.

[One Classy Bloke]

This is a long one. This is all from one topic.

"BTW, don't ya just hate it when you turn into a girl with a wedding dress in the middle of a train ride."

"What truly mistifies me is why the clothes also change... and into a wedding dress no less."

"BECUZ THE SOLE PURPOSE OF WOMEN'S EXISTENCE IS FOR THE MARRIAGE AND IN TURN THE BREEDING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIPPON BANZAI HIROHITO BANZAI NEKO NEKO WAI WAI WAI ^_^" - Rasamune

"*sigh*

if only that would happen to me...
why do FICTIONAL people get all the crazy supernatural changing meanwhile i have to go through hormones and surgery ;_;"

"I hear you on that one. =_="

"TRANSFORMERS, MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE" - Megamandrn001

"You think you have it bad? I have yet to find a surgery that can de-age someone to 11 years..." - Suzuran_Majere

[One Classy Bloke]

"Vin Diesel pisses nitroglycerin and shits dynamite. All the explosions in xXx were the result of improper waste management. In fact, Vin Diesel is wanted in seventeen states and eight countries for the destruction of 894 public restrooms and the lives of 224 innocent people. When asked to comment on this at a recent press conference, Vin Diesel mooned the reporters and farted, producing a massive fireball that incinerated everyone present except Vin Diesel whose body is made out of the element Vindium which has amazing heat resistance and flame retardation. When asked to comment about his retardation, Vin Diesel farted, producing a massive fireball that incinerated everyone present except Vin Diesel." - Taint

"Most UFO sitings are actually sitings of Vin Diesel as he flies through the air, using the power of his flexed muscles to bend the law of gravity" - tranquocjones

"When Vin Diesel was four, his grandfather nearly passed away due to a massive stroke. With the power vested in him, Vin Diesel found that he was able to heal his grandfather by merely staring at him for an extended period of time. If you see Vin Diesel staring at you or someone else, he is probably healing some kind of internal sickness or injury.
As for Vin Diesel's Grandfather, he died four years later in a freak fly-fishing accident and requested that the family cremate him and consume the ashes. Vin Diesel keeps a salt shaker of those ashes on his person and it is said that whenever he snorts a pinch, his muscles grow larger. However, Star Jones has warned him that at his current rate of consumption his muscles will grow to a critical point and he will collapse into a black hole of awesomeness. In a recently excavated archeological dig it was found that Mayan shamans predicted that this will happen during the filming of the third installment of The Fast and The Furious." - Taint

"Vin Diesel can count backwards from infinity, but only if you double-dog dare him." - Esoteric Shadow

[One Classy Bloke]

"This pic is not true to character. Everyone knows Etna is a Carpenter's Dream, perfectly flat and easy to lay" - coyote1284

[One Classy Bloke]

"How about a thread of girls with that worn out, freshly-boned look? Girls that look like they've just been banged like a screen door in a hurricane. [img]smile.gif[/img] "

Man, the number of quotes you can find on 4chan when you say awake for 28 hours is amazing.

[melfice]

All right, 4chan wins again the quote of the day...

Semen in eye = Texas Redeye.
Does not make you blind but it itches and your eye will be red for a few hours or days depending on how generous a load was shot into it.
If you jack off and rub your eye with your uncleaned hand, it will be red and itchy for a few hours.
If you stare down a glory hole and recieve the generous gift of a full load, you are looking at a few days of pain and a very red eye.
And yes, this was all gleaned from personal experience

[mrwiseman]

must i vomit EVERY TIME i come here...

LOL

[mrwiseman]

http://img133.echo.cx/my.php?image=text3sn.jpg

[Dreamer7000]

XD Rofl groovy way, my style of editing too!

[melfice]

Unbelievable? Why?
I'm not much different in the morning drinking my coffee
Hell, an anime character may fly through the window
wearing a chickensuit, break down the house, kill the dog,
lie on the table, spread her legs and shout
"Take me which ever way you want"
and I couldn't even care less
I'll maybe ask her to keep it down a little

...untill I've finished my coffee ofcourse
then -if it were Natsuki- I'd hit it!