Random: Quotahol, or how i learnt to shut the fuck up and post humourous quote*NR-18*

[One Classy Bloke]

"Otaku arguing about a series about otaku. It's like facing two mirrors at each other, the lolz repeat indefinitely into the distance." - turkey_music_loop.ogg

"lolz? : hyperlolz"

[mrwiseman]

Anonymous: "What's up with you people? Ok this girl is a little drunk, but she has the tits, she has the flesh, and a big hairy cunt. How can you not hit it?"

Anonymous: "Some of us don't hit every fat, drunk, hairy Japanese girl we see. Just most of us."

Anonymous: "nah, only about 40% of us"

Ah nonymous.

[One Classy Bloke]

"GuiltGear XX bored me rather quickly, and I could never find any characters that I could really connect to." - Bloop

Reply: "You have a little boy with a yo-yo that dresses like a girl, a loli pirate, a doctor with a bag on his head, an unstoppable sex machine with guitar... what can't you "identify" to?"

[mrwiseman]

Not /b, but from world4ch News for VIP (which is its message board counterpart). All anonymous in this board, but one of the following vippers is me.


Thread: WHAT ANIME CHARACTER FILLED THE POOL WITH PEE

1. And don't you lie to me boy I know where you live and I'll find out who you are

2. 2get

3. There is no diaper bigger than the internet.

[...]

14 through 17. Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!! [All with SJIS-art]

18. I don't know about you, I hate Kouyama Mitsuki-chan.

19. Mutsumi-chan didn't

20. but i'd bathe in it if she did

21. NARU-CHAN
AND
MOTOKO-CHAN AM I RITE

OOPS WRONG ANIME BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES

22. >>21

Lol, true

I hear Motoko-chan is into hardcore sex

23. man, nothing like getting high in your own room.

24. That was VIP quality

25 (sage). Yeah,It's VIP quality.

26. Bathing in Mutsumi-chan's pee... how strangely erotic

27 (sage). OH THE HUMANITY

28. Think Motoko-chan likes buttsecks?

[To be continued]

[mrwiseman]

>nah, who came up with pedo bear and why?

He's a reworking of 2chan's "Kuma", a bone-idle naturist who occasionally gets into fights with Ronald McDonald. That was too sophisticated for /b/ so he had to be moronicised into a child molester.

[mrwiseman]

"If you could "have your way" with one and only one of the Love Hina girls (any one, not just ones in picture) which would you choose and why?"

"I don't know. Which one is the youngest?"

"Top left, nice juggs, slutty personality.... I would destroy her asshole"

"That's our Anonymous."

"The question is not "Which one?", rather "In what order?"."

"And "How many times?"."

"I'd hit Naru, then Motoko everywhere, then Naru again for some ass, then try some kinky thing with Kanako, have Naru eat it, and finally, I'd marry Mutsumi and spend the rest of my days making love (notice difference between "fucking her in the ass" and "making love"), until I die of heart attack at 28."


The last one was obviously my post.

[One Classy Bloke]

Only fags quote themselves. Evidence.

[mrwiseman]

But I thought my post really added valuable, unique information I did not want to leave the world without :*( :emo:

<font color="#345E81" size="1">[ February 22, 2005 03:06 PM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>

[mrwiseman]

"here's teh rule:

if you can take off the ears and tail, and get a normal girl, it's not furry. if you can't, burn it with fire. (or send it to fchan)....(or send it to fchan on fire, so fchan catches fire)."

"How would you classify Breath of Fire's Katt?"

"Furry from the waist down?"

"As long as it dosent have paws, an animal-shaped head, or a muzzle/snout theres a good chance it isnt a furry"

"borderline furry...it's mostly upper body i'm talking about."

"I dont think Katt is actually furry... she has a little fur, but mostly she has normal girlish body...."

"People just make excuses so they can jack it to Katt pr0n and not feel guilty about it."

[...]

"Interesting how we're all fine with full-on bestiality here in /d/, but got forbid we show someone with someone who LOOKS kinda like an animal...

(not that I've got anything against beast, but it does strike me as odd)"

"You can fuck a dog, you can fuck a woman, but you can't fuck anything in between or you're just a sick furry freak!"

[One Classy Bloke]

For those who don't know, Kouyama Mitsuki is the bitch of a main character from Full Moon wo Sagashite. Probably the lamest bitch i've ever seen, and i've watched some of Love Hina.