-== Granaboard quotes! ==-

**mrwiseman** · February 17th, 2004, 02:46 PM

Since que Granaboard quotes section won't be ready until Proto Omega is launched, I decided to open this thread to post our funny quotes!

Instructions:
● This is a special thread. Anything that is not a funny quote will be deleted
● You can post any quotes from the board, yours or not, in a single post
● You can post any quotes from IM or chat between Granaboard members as long as both are ok with it
● Do not edit quotes to fix typos or make them funnier. Keep things original.
● Avoid LOLs and LMAOs in the end (but do not edit out the ones in the middle)
● The recommended format for quotes is:

Person1: Text1
Person2: Text2
Person1: Text3
etc.

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**mrwiseman** · February 17th, 2004, 02:46 PM

Xellos: Hm... what'd be a good air pirate type name?
Xellos: Something with a Dyne, or Vyse sound
Wiseman: Bub
Xellos: -.-
Wiseman: LOL
Xellos: not fat drunken motorcycle guy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Xellos** · February 19th, 2004, 12:41 AM

Bojack/Mr.E Man- Xellos, so um, I take it you got a g/f??? Well if you're not fucking her, start, and then when you're done, broom her fast. Ride her hard then put her up wet (old horse expression which fits girls oddly enough) seriously, HS girls are, well ok, let's not be mysogynystic here, and say every one in HS is worthless, so don't act like she means anything to you, you're only with her for the sex, don't try to fool yourself into thinking otherwise, your Pocket Rocket is on Auto pilot and no matter how much you think you can control it you really can't so don't even try to, just give in to your urges and as long as your g/f stays easy as um........... Mario RPG or something, stay with her, if she becomes a pain in the ass leave, HS g/f's are usually about as common as a random battle so just try to use as many as you can, if you dont' use them, some other dudes will, a good 98% of girls don't make it out of HS w/o being horribly fucked over, some several times before they either wisen up or get STD or kids so it might as well be you doin the usin'.

Bj's responses are so damn kick ass and funny some times.

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**mrwiseman** · February 21st, 2004, 01:53 AM

Wiseman: this is bad, next time I play Xenosaga I'll be so turned on I'll have to save and go j/o
Wiseman: then I'l lfind myself masturbating to the Xenosaga vids I downloaded months ago

**Xellos** · February 26th, 2004, 01:36 AM

Nabiki87: if your sister looked like Shion, what'd you do?
Wiseman1024: "what'd you do?" --- I suppose you mean front or back, right?

**Xellos** · February 29th, 2004, 11:16 PM

Wiseman1024: that would be hard though, unless you can get high of too much Coke
Wiseman1024: oops
Wiseman1024: lol
Wiseman1024: LMAO
Wiseman1024: I mean Coca-Cola

**mrwiseman** · March 4th, 2004, 11:46 PM

Xellos: Elly's like porn movie teasers. They show you right to the good stuff, then say: SUBSCRIBE NOW

**mrwiseman** · March 14th, 2004, 11:06 PM

Your King: the village idiot with a nucular arsenal
Your King: is an even worse thought
Your King: hmm...trying to think if i spelled nucular right...think its nuculear
Wiseman: I think it's newkewler
Your King: lol
Your King: tahts it
Your King: i forgot
Wiseman: it has the same root as kewl

**One Classy Bloke** · April 18th, 2004, 07:02 PM

becky says: you should be doing that essay
becky says: not telling me your penis is too big to fit in the continent

She doesn't go to this message board, but i was talking to her.