-== Granaboard quotes! ==-

[One Classy Bloke]

OCB: ...anyway!
OCB: i downloaded the coolest thing ever
OCB: a wank timer
Tom: ah.
Tom: i always brace myself when you suddenly come out with the line "i downloaded the coolest thing ever"

[Xellos]

[08:23PM] Nabiki87: Sept. 8th is international Engrish Day
[08:23PM] warpedpavilion09: hehehe
[08:24PM] warpedpavilion09: where?
[08:24PM] warpedpavilion09: in japan?
[08:24PM] warpedpavilion09: china?
[08:24PM] Nabiki87: INTERnational

[Cataferal]

OCB: God is able to do everything right?
OCB: so that must include die, right?
OCB: so god must be dead
Tom: yeah
Tom: god doesnt exist though
Tom: so therefore he cant die
Tom: but neither can he be alive
OCB: ah!
OCB: confsuing
Tom says: he's just an entity....and a real person whenever the bible wants him to be...
Tom says: in fact he's like a sex slave, he'll be whatever you want him to be.

[mrwiseman]

Xellos: Motoko: I wunt buttsecks.
Xellos: Keitarou: OMG HELP!
Wiseman: Me: Marry me

[mrwiseman]

Xellos: someone wast alking about games
Xellos: they've cried at
Xellos: and asked me what I ahve
Xellos: and ofcourse, I'm not paying attention
Xellos: and say G2, Aeris, and Kana
Xellos: they ask what Kana is
Xellos: I'm like: Hentai dating sim

[Nevan]

"A moth flew out and started buzzing around my computer screen, so I wanted to get it out of my front door... So I started calling it like I would my dog. :-\"-Joe

"That's what I get for being a 27 year old crack addict. "-Rancored Elf

"Joe are a smart person."-HH

"Two items thatr solve EVERYTHING Duck tape and WD40 if trapping it in ducktape don't work use WD-40! problem solved!say you tire has a hole in it tape it up if still not working sue WD-40! then sya to insurance, that some punk kids blew up the car!"-Xellos

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"...I'm just warning you. Now thee can go past and the bloody ball can go past, but thee and the ball are not going past together."-Alf Young to Tommy Lawton

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me what to do, I'm joining the army!"-Joe

"Your grammer is not acceptable. Please jump off a cliff as soon as possible."-Tazed Soul

"There are incorrect solutions, but there are never incorrect threats"-Dave Price

"He looks like fat Elvis doing a pelvic thrust to shoot a fireball."-Joe

"All your birds are belong to us"-Joe

"Intelligence and Wisdom are two different things... Damnit, I sound like a D&D player."-Joe

"I think it was just temporarily stoned, and it's better now."-Joe, when his computer messed up on him.

"LOL this guy just asked me if I was Zvi"-zyprx

"If you go to the gym once, you're more of a gym leader than Phil. So you already have reached that level. :-P"-Joe

"did you get banned AGAIN?"-zyprx

"haha you're subprofile says "uranus""-Jamie

"N puts the N in da man."-Joe

"N is just too good. That's all."-Joe

"Any time somebody says something right, people just assume N[evan] said it. :-P"-Joe

"There is no icon."-Joe

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Damn your pimpin' watch and fancy background."-Joe

"Don't ask wizards for originality. They'll give you an overpriced fatty."-Nephilim

"Man, @#%! dat Lotus."-Joe

"If you don't want your kids watching porn on your PS2, then don't buy them porn. :-P"-Joe on the passwords you have to put in to play DVDs on the PS2

"Damn it feels good to be a gangsta"-Joe

"I think that some people really believe that message and think that we are some kind of health-freaks."-Ed O'Brien of Radiohead on the song Fitter Happier

"I'd happily talk about nothing."-Jonny Greenwood of Radiohead

"Yeah, it looks like Keeper without good cards. :-P"-Joe

"Haha, as a general rule of thumb, all punk sucks, and the punk that is good came out 10 years before they were born."-Joe

"If I ever strike oil or something, I'm going to collect 1990 Grand Marquises."-Joe

"May the mise be with you."-Joe

"Nizzle is unbizzled!"-Joe

"Preach it brother N."-Spike

"Just a friendly reminder that Imma gonna harass you until I get my card Capn'. Send it UPS!!! Wait ... no... your poor. Work on it all today! Don't sleep! Don't eat! Don't run!.. haha ya right like thats gonna happen... fight the power.. don't drink the water.. and have a good day"-Kayla to Joe

".....okay..... have you turned into a pirate?"-Kayla to Joe

"Wow, that is like so totally great lyrically that I almost want to write a song about problems that I don't even have, and get paid millions for it! That symbolism is sh?t. Nobody gives a ?uck about the screaming monsters calling your name. How about symbolism that actually has MEANING, like Rage Against the Machine's lyrics for example? We can hear a million p?ssy generic emo artists singing about their problems that they made up so they could sell a record to a d?mbass brainwashed poser population... Or we can hear a song that means something."-Joe

"Majin, talk literate. :-P"-Joe

"N tells it how it is... with style"-Eci

"The 30, the 20, the 10... TOUCHDOWN!!!

N is pwning people left and right. "-Joe

Kayla: bad things happen to those who sleep
Joe: ...with me.

"Kayla says she had a dream where I got you pregnant with twins."-Joe

"You're congruent at best."-Joe to P2K when he said he was greater than Birds.

"You fuckface, it says "Magic the Gathering" right there, how hard can it be to figure out that you need to post your mindless anti-American Axis Japanese Yugioh propaganda in the Yugioh forum? You are the inevitable end to democracy and the road towards authoritarian socialism, so you have no right to call me a Timmyn00b."-Joe to a Tojoer.

"Sometimes i just cant beleive you are only 13 N. For two reasons. 1)The sheer intelligence of the things that come out of your mouth, you are truly wise beyond you years. and 2) Man, you've got some set of balls do go around saying stuff like that."-GR

"N is here and N is everywhere"-Joe

"No, but it's all he needs to know, because he's an infidel."-Joe on P2K.

"High school is pwnage. I'm the smartest person there. "-14m3r

[Nevan]

"I'm not afraid of computers taking over the world. They're just sitting there, I can hit them with a two by four."-Thom Yorke from Radiohead.

"Both Travis and Coldplay are bad, baaad RadioHead rip-offs. Listen to RadioHead instead, because you're getting the same thing, except it doesn't suck."-14m3r

"The thing that worries me about the computer age is the fact that people know so much about you. It's an incredible invasion of privacy. And no matter where you are in the world people can monitor you if you're using your credit card. I heard this weird rumor on the Internet about how the military are funding this great big research project, and basically they believe that in the future, the balance of power won't be determined by who has the most nuclear weapons, but by who has all the information. I'm not afraid of being taken over by computers though, because the thing is, computers cannot resist. You can always smash 'em up, and they're totally defenseless. All we need are more people with hammers."-Thom Yorke from Radiohead.

"My letter has been a bit tardy, because my computer decided to make a break for freedom in a hotel lobby in Harrisburg, and ended up crashing onto the marble floor. This has severely curtailed my surfing, just I'd discovered the joys of newsgroups and other techno trivia."-Colin Greenwood of Radiohead.

"The Bends was many things, but it wasn't really chirpy, was it? It was more like a darkness lumbering over the horizon with gun turrets strafing the Britpop hordes with misery... er, sorry. Got a bit carried away there."-Colin Greenwood from Radiohead.

"Probably our biggest criticism of ourselves is we think too much. We all went to university and have never thought there was anything wrong with thinking too much."-Ed O'brien from Radiohead.

"People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere."-Thom Yorke from Radiohead.

"It's a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock."-Thom Yorke from Radiohead.

"You will never make friends unless you like everyone genuinely. Oh well, I'm fucked then aren't I?"-Thom Yorke from Radiohead.

"There's a literary analogy for that."-Colin Greenwood from Radiohead.

"Richness."-Joe

"N = ownageness"-Spike

"You always manage to see the big picture N."-GR

"N89 is my god. Long live N89!"-Daru Missionary

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."-President Bush

"*Prepares for comment about you being rich.*"-Joe

Me: Gotta have my [Guerrilla] Tactics.
Joe: Gotta have my Tictacs. :-D

"In mother Russia, you have to be a doctor whether you like it or not."-Joe

"If Ric can get a girlfriend...anyone can!"-Zyprx

"Do you have a webcam?"-Joe to me.

Me: May the Gods, Buddha, Jesus, Zues, Gix, and Sailor Jupiter be with you.
Joe: What about Allah?
Me: Saddam prayed to Allah and you see what happened to him. Lost his own country.
Joe: Ah, good point. If Allah helps me, I'll lose my dollar.

"You put the N in AmeN when I say amen to that, N."-Joe

"You're hot!"-Joe

"you're hot!"-Scuba Steve to me.

"Your hot."-Ric to me.

"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite."-J.K.Galbraith

"TH, Polo, Nautica > Birds > Dirt > MTJ > Phil > 50 Cent > Ja Rule > Wal-Mart Clothes > AE and Antizombie > Hot Topic > Goodwill > Forest Kid"-Joe

"From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need."-Karl Marx

"You guys suck at liking music."-14m3r to Tojoers

"omg, you are awesome..thanks!!!"-KC

"Where's my indeed at?!"-Brandon to me.

"Well what N says goes... And N says Turok 2 > PSATs > Birds."-Joe

"I'm going to develop a coke addiction just because of that."-Joe

"Nevario."-Spike

Joe: Can you get ahold of a particle accelerator and a few ounces of uranium?
Me: Not this late.

"Green Hammering rules."-Joe

"But I want to cyber with the sun!"-Joe

"wow, i learn so much talking to you"-KC

"you're my new personal doctor and future boss"-KC

"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." - Adlai Stevenson

"You can light up a 5 to burn a flag."-Joe

"People need to put people who suck in their places."-Joe

"It was probably you. Nobody else has good ideas like that. :-P"-Joe

"omg, thats going to be you...and i'm the stupid girl that does nothing"-KC on the show "Becker"

Me: Half day tomorrow
Joe: Potential snow day tomorrow
Joe: Wait, so you get one real day, a half day, then a screw off day and you're off for two weeks?
Me: Basically.

"You fucker, you would capitalize "Why'd" and abbreviate "u"."-Joe when I was acting like an online retard.

"It would be Works-bombs-and-diskette-bombs tastic."-Joe on coming down here.

[Nevan]

""Nevan"

They call him N,
We talk to Majin now and again,
He is better at Magic than many men,
He's 5'8" not 5'10",
He couldn't write neatly with a magic pen,
If you don't know N then where have you been?"-Joe

"Yeah, have I told you I don't have Kazaa or speakers? :-P"-Joe

"I've balanced my time between being an over-analytical jackass and having fun, but I'm much prouder to be an over-analyical jackass. :-D"-Joe

"Wizzizards of the Cizzoast reprintizzled Grizzizzly Bizzles."-Joe

"You go out to the laundromat and write, "If capitalism is a perfect system, how come you're too ghetto to have a washing machine?" and write a hammer and sickle on top."-Joe describing Drive-By-Socialism runs.

"a car is not technology it's a machine"-Kelsey

Me: Dude, I pwnz0r0rs.
Joe: No shit, Sherlock.

"I'm pwncestuous because I pwn my brother all the time in arguments."-Joe

"we are so awesome"-KC

"You can't kill me if I hide in the corner like a pussy!"-Joe

"You pwn retards at your school way too much. :-P"-Joe

"Rarely do I make quotage. But you sir are a BEAST."-Joe

Steve: N is a very, very disgruntled, sad, strange, lonely little person
Spike: Who is fucking loaded. =p

"I'm a retard, remember?"-Zarpex

Joe: The tale of a boy and his horse. He was retarded, she was a horse.
Me: They liked coffee and music.
Joe: And on December 15th, they're coming to the big screen. "A BOY AND HIS HORSE" The Zarpex story.

"will u marry me lol????//"-Joe

"Here's one I always use: "You are the Sunshine in my Super Mario, the Golden in my Eye, the Hunt in my Duck, life without you is like Sonic without rings.""-Joe

"yeah ur not like alot of guys here u are really nice and a real gentlemen"-Keyssa

"N's handwriting in font? Why not just use wingdings?"-Joe when I told him I was going to try to make a font out of my handwriting.

"you're stupid people are humerous my sophsitcated friend"-Majin

"y0 pr0nmister nevan"-Majin

"some people should just shut up sometimes"-Majin

"grow down"-Majin

"ohh i thought that was your social security number"-Majin

"remember it's important who you know and to know people you ahve to know something"-Majin

"good point, your an idea man N, you're hired"-Majin

"you are god N !"-Majin

"one of these days you gotta teaches me about phrases and shit :-P"-Majin

"you sound just you used to when we were old drinking budies!"-Majin

"...we might do something right...and if we do...i'ts soley by accident"-Majin

"cya j. r. warbucks. i mean N"-Majin

"N is "n" the money"-Majin

"I agree N. I mean after that time flux continium corruption, living for the second time in 2002 has owned."-Majin

"this message brough to you by Majin inc.
proudly sponsored by N inc. "-Majin

"i like saying very very loudly "I STROKE YOU FOR 900""-Majin

Me: You're worried about Rebels?
Majin: nah, just you

"i finally have three MoMs and i dont' mean maternal parent"-Majin

"damn your class N :-P"-Majin

"i think i'll hold a funeral for my negators, babycakes and hipppis"-Majin after he lost them

"i forgot to see it"-Majin

"N, i think Maloy loves you more than me. He told you what the deal was, yet he didn't tell me."-Simone

"how was your day oh great N?"-Simone (Note the last three words ;-))

"keep it medically gangster"-Majin

"my caucasian brother man"-Majin

"Well mainly because it's the worst idea since Bush Jr.'s election."-Majin

"i always wondered, do you hypenate bitch-ass or bitch-ho in proper literature?"-Majin

"it's prety much me figuring out what i mised when i zoned out hwne she was teaching"-Majin

"hey Nizevan"-Majin

"i hate white people, i'm caucasian"-Majin

"oh god. just write your own quote anthology, N. with like directions at the end"-Simone

"*strokes evil chin* i will get a page err i mean me and simone will get a page no matter how many stupid people i have to offend to get good qoutes"-Majin

"BY OUR POWERS COMBINE, I AM CAPTIAN QOUTAGE!"-Majin

"i'm making qoutes like a tojoer making stupid comments"-Majin

"sorry Mr. Boss Man nevan, i just pick the qoutes reall prettys like, likes you tells me too"-Majin

"Reading your profile is better than Crystal meth N"-Majin

Simone: i am convinced that my boyfriend reads Harlequin books. could you see Maloy reading trashy romance novels? and highlighting all the good parts?
Me: Actually..
Simone: Yeah! SEE!

"i love making up fanciful thoughts about what my significant other does behind my back and expressing them with you, N"-Simone

"You're like my internet gal pal...except for the fact that you aren't a chick."-Simone

"i have a bad tendacy to leave crucial words out of setnences. i think forming sentences takes work and halfway through my brain says fuck it"-Majin

"i don't even what's going"-Majin

[Nevan]

More from my profile:

"there once was a young lady of wight, who traveled much faster than light, she left on a day, in a realtive way, and arrived on the previous night"-Majin

"If men were meant to fly, crutches would have feathers on them."-Joe

Joe: So if you could just IM her and ask her why she isn't talking to me... ;-)
Me: So if you could just lick my nuts... :-P
Joe: *Sigh* damnit... *gets on knees*

"I can't believe I just fucking searched Ebay for "belt with holes"."-Spike

[Nevan]

And more:

"I had a revelation the other day and realized that the meaning of life is to follow natural instinct because that's why we have it. So therefore the secret of life is to have sex and get recognition."-Joe

"But he doesn't have his weight in his profile anymore. Probably because there's a 256 character limit. :-D"-Joe on Punichu.

"Try to understand that I am Majin's magic man. It's how I put food on the table. Come on homegirl, you need a Mana Bird. No you don't need your money, that's just absurd. Try to understand, try to understand, try try try to understand... I'm Majin's Magic man."-Joe

You would have to listen to Heart to get that one.