-== Granaboard quotes! ==-

[Xellos]

Xellos: In TV series it's stupid
Wiseman: Oh, then I like it

[mrwiseman]

Dreamer: And who's gonna be that idiot?? [img]biggrin.gif[/img] I mean, who'll buy me?? ^_^ lol
Xellos: Cav.

[Nevan]

I got all this praise just because I told him what a few Tool songs and videos mean.

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"you are a genius."-Jon

"Nevan = fucking genius"-Jon

"And for the record... N = Genius"-Jon

[Dreamer7000]

Check out this!!

OCB: Tis a stormy night on the Granaboard, the Granaboarders are in their homes, resting and enjoying their many freedoms. The Granaboard rulers remained in their global chamber, debating and dicussing their favorite anime. Suddenly, a loud crash of thunder blasted the lights out. Confused, the rulers were in disarray. Their long debates were on a pause. With a massive bam, the doors to the entrance were thrusted open. A rain-soaked figure entered the room with dragging feet. Wind tossed the figure's hair like a salad. The people stood in awe, awaiting an action or word to come from the shadow. "Are you Swanky?!" bellowed the fellow. The crowd continued to stand, confused, trying to figure out who would quote such a stupid phase. Finally, the weather gave them some light, in the form of a lightning bolt, revealing the face of the figure. He had returned, and the Granaboard was on course for destruction once more. May god have mercy on the rulers, not that they believe in him... Yea, you get the point. I'm back. Hope things are good with everyone. I have a big backlog of topics to catch up on. But i got all night to work on them.

Nevan: Welcome back, my caucasian brother.

Xel: Hey, welcome back.

Cata: *Kicks OCB in the shins* Go away! Welcome back man, close the door behind you, its getting chilly in here.

OCB: Ow! Damned sod. *Closes doors* ya happy now?

Cata: Yep, cheers! *huddles over Granaboard fireplace.*Oh, and by the way, we left the washing up for ya, it hasnt been done since you left *points to a leaning tower of plates*.

Xel: Underwear too.

OCB: Eh? What happened to the maid we had?

Xel: Miguel and I had cameras in her room. When she found a site with 1 gig of pictures of her, she kinda quit.

Cata: And besides, she was getting tired. She didnt get a single nights sleep with all the action she got every evening XD
That brings me to my next point, you've also got 57 bed-spreads to clean up, roughly one for every night you were away.

Xel: Yeah. We kept her up all night playing games.

OCB: Fucking perverts. Alright, i'll do the washing up. *Puts on the Pillows - Advice*

*Equip guitar, take aim... FIRE!*

Shit! I missed! Reload!... crap i'm out of ammo!

*The washing up falls over, and starts forming a monster-like shape*

OMG! I need help! Kill it!

Cata: Im busy...*cuddles teddy*

Xel: Sleeping.

OCB: Argh god! It's eating me! She's taking the S-2 engine into herself! Uwah! Guro Guro! I'm ok. Still need help!

Xel: *** Auto-response sent to ONE CLASSY BLOKE: Ah, ma belle p?che...there's no need to tremble like that. Else you'll make me feel like a p?ch? myself...

OCB: Is it seducing me?

Cata: Teddy teddy teddy...

Wiseman: Pr0n, pr0n, pr0n
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Hi, wb to the board

N: Who are you again?

*can't stop laughing* Man, you're killin' me!!!! ^_^

[Xellos]

Wiseman: So I guess I'll wait 17 years till I'm 40 so I can join the tradition and be a lesbian

[One Classy Bloke]

Wiseman: Let's fix it

[Starts pro-hentai and pr0n campaign]

Xel: Too late, someone already started.

It's called the internet.

[Nevan]

Wiseman: lol, I spent 15 second of my life trying to figure out what kind of sexual position "21" was, until I realized it's your remaining posts.

[Dreamer7000]

Teh Wombat Man wrote:

*Hugs his wombat, then the wombat climbs on top of his head and sits there*

*The wombat climbs down from Loren's head and saits at the keyboard and starts typing*
Hye evravry budy. ^-%^
Iyem frends with Lorn hees mye budy
Howre yu?

Hyper replies:
^-^ LMAO LMAO
Cute... thankz, I'm fine, and CBA is my pal too...

CBA:
yyes Iye frends with seebeyaye
iye lyke too saye hye.
Hye!
Hye!

Hyper:
Hi litle wombat!
Hi!
^-^

CBA:
*The baby wombat continues to type*
Ges whatt Iye ayte tadaye.
Iye had wafflles this mounring.

Hyper:
I just drunk a chocolaemilk for breakfast. You cute little... ^-^

CBA:
*The baby wombat rubs its eyes then rolls over onto the keyboard and falls asleep, sitting and pressing all the keys in*

Cata:
-_-;; What have we been reduced to?

Hyper:
Cata's out...
So the little wombat's pressing all the buttons. and he's asleep. Now how cute is that??

Cav:
>_> what goin on? what about that wombat? huh? ham? what? bannanas? *runs away*

Xel:
Hey look! IT'S THE SHINING START OF JUSTICE!
*A twinkle is seen in the sky, but it gets bigger, and reveals itself to be.. SEIBZEHN! which then lands on top of the wombat*

teh winnar be Seibzehn!

[Nevan]

Names have been edited slightly, except for mine. The Machine sent that to me first, then Kat asked me.


The Machine (11:38:41 PM): Kat (10:33:12 PM): do YOU take a shower on regular bases?
The Machine (10:34:04 PM): On regular bases yes, but not on military bases because that's just disgusting.
The Machine (11:43:52 PM): The Machine (10:38:10 PM): That's stupid. Sweat goes away on its own.
Kat (10:38:26 PM): eww, no
The Machine (11:44:00 PM): Does she even do anything sweat-invoking?

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Kat (11:43:49 PM): say you've been playing soccer ALL day and you get home...whats the first thing you do
Nevan EP (11:44:23 PM): Get something to drink.
Kat (11:44:33 PM): then?
Nevan EP (11:44:40 PM): Get more to drink.
Kat (11:44:44 PM): then?
Nevan EP (11:45:08 PM): Depends.
Kat (11:45:18 PM): on what?
Nevan EP (11:45:35 PM): Mitigating circumstances.
Kat (11:45:54 PM): when do you get to the showering part?
Nevan EP (11:46:03 PM): Never.

[mrwiseman]

OCB: Even if you came here for the many porn pics we provide, we would prefer if you get your hand off you dick for 5 min, and post here.

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