-== Granaboard quotes! ==-

[mrwiseman]

Phaq: i hate goin verbal, i still want to go back in time and shoot alexander grahams balls off before he invents the telephone.

[Dreamer7000]

Hehe! The longest joke evar! ^_^

Nevan:
Who wants to see my girlfriend?
Hyper:
Am, am, Me Me !!! Me! Over here!!! Wooohooo Nevan!!! *raises hand*
Nevan:
This is her, for real.
Wiseman:
LOL
Xel:
Sexy. I'm guessing you've been together for your entire liife, right?
Nevan:
Yes we have, and best of all she never talks back
Xel:
She give awesome handjobs?
Nevan.
The best, evar.
Hyper:
You are an idiot, nevan...
Wiseman:
My right hand is the woman I had sex most times with too, it's pretty nice and always knows what I want.
Xhell:
hahaha, this all seems so wrong yet feels so right
Nevan:
Don't deny your URGE!
Xel:
I agree. my RIght hand=teh best at handjobs. Unfortunately, she's not that good anything else.
Nevan:
Well it's good with controllers, keyboards and mouse.
Plus a few other things.
Hyper:
Perverted freeks!! Where to join your community?
Xhell:
hahaha, i consider both my hands as being wonderful biological instruments that fulfill multiple-purposes....hmm, my right-hand is my favourite mistress i suppose, but my left hand isnt without it's charm...
Hyper:
Xhell joined the club, yeah...
Me, definatly right hand...
Xel:
I've had a few nights with left hand, but she's not as good as righty.
Hyper:
My left hand can't do a thing right...
Wiseman:
I don't like left much, she's slow and clumsy
Hyper:
Yeah, the same here Wiseman.
Nevan:
I prefer right to left.
Hyper:
I prefer up and down better. =P
Xhell:
hahaha, that and in and out
OCB:
I'm sure my left hand is a lesbian. I mean, while i and my right hand have been asleep, i'm sure my lefty was feeling my rightie up. It would why my leftie sucks in bed.
Hyper:
My right hand would like the in and out state, but if she not, than I'd choose the left hand. But than my right hand would be useless, or goin' up and down.

And this is not the end of da story... =)

[mrwiseman]

Dreamer: And they're {kissing}
Dreamer: He gaves her a {flower}
Dreamer: And nine months later {woman}
Cataferal: ...He gets another girl?
Dreamer: A baby girl, if we want to be correct
Cataferal: So, he became a paedophile.
Wiseman: You mean he got online?

[One Classy Bloke]

Ral-kun:
you know of any?
OCB:
The legends of lor tell of a distant site of such wonders.
The legends speak of many deaths and revivals.
The demons of stupidity that destory.
The angels of greatness that rebuild.
The providers of hentai.
You know the land,
4chan

[Nevan]

OCB: Trigger happy. It has the word happy, so it has to be positive.

[mrwiseman]

Templar Zeratul:

Halle Berry *drool*

Hilary Duff *drool*

Cav...*pukes*

[mrwiseman]

Dreamer: Going to the little boys room... =P [img]redface.gif[/img]
Wiseman: IRT Dreamer: You mean behind the altar?

[Nevan]

None of you will get it, oh well:

Me: Me on glue > You without a shirt.
Joe: Well you're right... Little is better than the simple pleasure of man dominating glue.

[Cataferal]

Cataferal: Anyways, im sure Wiseman and Xel have other ways to use their creativity; obviously, it doesnt always have to involve a pen and paper.

Wiseman: Exactly, I use mine to write programs that insult me, classfy pr0n, etc v_v

[Dreamer7000]

Xel:
Making girls.
Wiseman:
Hmm... I'd rather do girls than make them.
lol.
Xel: XD How about both?
Nevan:
...WTF?