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October 17th, 2005, 08:52 PM
#21
Inactive Member
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hold on, just give me a second here.
Okay, I'm crying over here man. That is hands down the funniest shit I have heard in...well possibly years. See, this is exactly why more people need to post on here. So I can let a little piss go in my jeans when I laugh too hard. Also, I would like to add a big congradulations for surpassing the former king of public shitting, myself. You're true blue, Refill.
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October 17th, 2005, 09:05 PM
#22
HB Forum Owner
shit man. that's really classy. i'm sorry, but i have to point out though - maybe should have posted it under hot or not - cause that's hot motherfucker.
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October 18th, 2005, 12:53 AM
#23
Inactive Member
At practice tonight Fick and I were discussing your little tale Refill. We were just wondering, what was the story with the wiping? I mean, I was aforded the luxury of having you around when I shit in public, so you could run up to Taco Bell and nab me some napkins. Fick and I concluded that you probably just said the fuck with it and ran home to catch a shower. Is that right? By the way, thank you for that story. Tim and I read it and both almost shit ourselves, then at dinner we told our father and he damn near choked on his food.
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October 18th, 2005, 01:21 AM
#24
Inactive Member
no wiping gentlemen. i ran the last 2 miles fast as i could and washed my ass about 50 times. that is, after i ran through the door to the downstairs bathroom and lit the toilet on fire.
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October 18th, 2005, 01:38 AM
#25
Inactive Member
HAHAHAHA!
Well now that you've really had time to settle, any idea what the hell was up? What could have been the cause of such an onslaught of shit? I suspect cottage cheese had a hand in it.
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October 18th, 2005, 02:14 AM
#26
HB Forum Owner
i thought so man. congrats. that takes some guts...spilling out of your kiester that is. anyway - thanks for that anecdote and the recent one about cottage cheese and your sister that i caught from ML. also, thank her for the boss ass stick adorning my cell phone. peace
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October 18th, 2005, 09:08 PM
#27
Inactive Member
i dont know. actaully, i dont think it had anything to do with the food i ate because everyone else ate the same thing for dinner and didnt get sick. i think it might have been a combo of running and a stomach bug of some sort. anywho, i really gave new meaning to the term "going apeshit".
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October 19th, 2005, 12:09 AM
#28
Inactive Member
HAHAHA. Dude, I really shouldn't because this type of thing generates problems that might otherwise never surface, but did you ever ask yourself "Damn, I just shit in a bush because I was unable to make it to a proper restroom. In my day to day life I often find myself unable to reach said restrooms. Fortunately I don't have the call to use them. Oh fucking shit! What if I shit myself on the speedline?!?!?!"
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October 19th, 2005, 04:20 PM
#29
Inactive Member
my reply to your question is this. simply put it wasnt something that ran through my head because it was a do or die situation. i either shit in a bush and behind a knights of columbus building or risk fucking my bowels and/or ruining more than just a pari of underwear. that being said, this has never, not once, in my 3 or so years i've been running outdoors, been a problem to that degree. sure, i've gotten cramps because i had to go poop real bad but i've always been able to make it home. this however, was a situation in which i got sick all of a sudden. like i think it was a bug or some bad food or something. i'm going to run today, right now actaully, and i'll fill everyone in on how things turn out.
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October 19th, 2005, 06:25 PM
#30
HB Forum Owner
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