What is it with Bush?

[Uncle Fester]

Last night on the news, they showed footage of Bush in a nursery school singing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" with a bunch of kids.

Meanwhile, they've got Dick Cheney in a concrete bunker somewhere. I picture him sitting in a big chair ala Captain Kirk, making decisions and barking orders while Dubya is sent off to another pre-school.

Bizzaro stuff.

[Smackie Chan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Uncle Fester:

Last night on the news, they showed footage of Bush in a nursery school singing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" with a bunch of kids.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, at least he's branching out and mixing in something besides The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar.

[warrenton]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Uncle Fester:
Last night on the news, they showed footage of Bush in a nursery school singing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" with a bunch of kids.

Meanwhile, they've got Dick Cheney in a concrete bunker somewhere. I picture him sitting in a big chair ala Captain Kirk, making decisions and barking orders while Dubya is sent off to another pre-school.

Bizzaro stuff.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


If you had anything other than a man-gigolo's point of view you would understand a couple of thing's apparent to your latest, yet greatest, blunder.

First and foremost, I enjoy singing nursery rhymes to my neice and nephew, and secondly, Cheney's in the Middle East you Buck-Cream swallowing dolt.

Listen up Fester-the-Alter-Boy-Molester; if you've got a legitemate political take to oppose Pres. Bush'' stance on an issue bring it.

Otherwise, just maintain your normal strategic position at the back of the bath house and be sure and use ointment.

[Omaha Native]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by warrenton:



If you had anything other than a man-gigolo's point of view you would understand a couple of thing's apparent to your latest, yet greatest, blunder.

First and foremost, I enjoy singing nursery rhymes to my neice and nephew, and secondly, Cheney's in the Middle East you Buck-Cream swallowing dolt.

Listen up Fester-the-Alter-Boy-Molester; if you've got a legitemate political take to oppose Pres. Bush'' stance on an issue bring it.

Otherwise, just maintain your normal strategic position at the back of the bath house and be sure and use ointment.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Yeah, Uncle Fester, how dare you, or anyone else, criticise a Republican White House. The only time you're allowed to criticize the White House is when it's Democratic.

[Uncle Fester]

Well I guess my point is this:

Why is Cheney in the Middle East when Bush is playing with finger paint and blocks at nursery schools?

Who do you think is really in charge?

[Adept]

Bush probably screwed up the song like he screws up everything else!

[DamnTheCowboys]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Uncle Fester:
Last night on the news, they showed footage of Bush in a nursery school singing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" with a bunch of kids.
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Still better than dancing in a gay parade, right Gore?

[Biggie Cohen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by warrenton:

First and foremost, I enjoy singing nursery rhymes to my neice and nephew....</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>



Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star,

How I wonder SIT DOWN!! what you are.

Up above the GODDAMMIT! TURN THE TV OFF!! world so high,

Like a diamond AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LOOK? HUH? YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FUCKING JEWELRY? I'M NOT BILL GATES, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, NOW PISS OFF, I'M SINGING TO THE KIDS! in the sky,

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star,

How I wonder ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! GET YOUR ASS TO BED!! FUCK THIS.

[Biggie Cohen]

And what the hell was that thing Bush was doing with his hands while singing? It wasn't the traditional finger-to thumb crossover escalation favored by most advocates of the itsy-bitsy spider. It looked more like he was tring to roll a pinner.

[ElGRANDPEEHOLE]

Europorn sings a different version of that nursery rhyme to his nephews!


Twinkle, Twinkle Little Brown Starfish,

How I hunger for you at the gay bar.

Up above the gay bar so high,

Like a manmeat in my browneye,

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Brown Starfish,

How I hunger for you at the gay bar....