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    There's a little beauty salon in C-Ville where they have the multi-purpose shit: hair, nails, tanning, and massages. It's run by a few Asian women. I went there for a hair trim last week and really liked the atmosphere of the joint. It's like I'm in fukkin Japan.
    Anyway they have this little crammed back room with one tanning bed on one side and a room on the other side where I guess the massages are done. Some chick went in there to get a massage or some shit and they lady who groped her tits and ass was some Asian lady who is not bad-looking. Maybe a bit chunky in the legs for my taste, but I'd still fling the knockwurst between her two knockers. The thing is, this place seems like a flaky operation where you can pull some strings to get some head-bobbing. If I sign up for this shit, do I get naked for the massages? Do they fling a towel over my ass and grope me and shit? More importantly, would this chick possibly give me a sneaky reach-around or at least hand-job that shit? If I slip her a 50 while she's massaging me, will she hop on my crank for a little bit? All things are possible, and EHFAR is fukkin EHFAR. I'm just wondering if any of you experienced clones know any ins and outs and secrets to sketchy, Asian-run beauty salons......
    I'm thinkin this is genious.
    Fukk, maybe I should just apply as a male massage therapist and fudge my resume ala that Notre Dame ex-coach. That way I can squeeze tits and ass for 8 hours a day and get paid for it. And if a dude comes in for a massage, I can just take a Subway break.
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    It's just a massage board. Lighten up.

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    RACK anytime EHFAR is in play........


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    One of the guys that used to play poker with us went to the oriental massage parlor after every poker game, he just factored in the cost to the night of poker.

    He said they would give him a sponge bath, and then a blow job, somewhere around $50 total.

    Have fun, but it is against my personal philosophy to pay for sex when there are so many willing to give it away for free.

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    Right now this is verrrrry appealing to me. I may have to check out a DC version of something like this unless I can persuade the French chick to do this. I need to call her.

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    I'm against paying for sex when so many women will give it up for free.
    Sincerley,
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    Re: I'm thinking about signing up for massages and I g

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    Re: I'm thinking about signing up for massages and I g

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