Smackademy Awards -- Categories

[rozy]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Smackie Chan:


Even when it could affect the outcome of something this important?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

HMMMMMPH...Mr. Sensitivity.

pssst..you know I will get to it...

[Bob Blanton]

Ok, here are mine


<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">
[QB]

Niiiiicest Poster - Cinder
Most Bitter Poster - warrenton
Best Hottie Poster - DMA
Classiest Poster - DTC
Most Classless Poster - Sick Fuck
Best Feature-length Production
Best Documentary Poster (specializing in hard news and current events) - Dr. Bob
Most Versatile Poster - PrimeX
Best Avatar - Big Pickle
Best Sig - Python
Best Nic - Filthy McNastie
Most Epic Meltdown - Phoenix ROb
Tard of the Year - Abu/Apu
Board Bitch of the Year - IBystander
Comeback Poster of the Year - DC Smackmaster
Rookie of the Year - Special Kid
Most Respected Poster - Python
Least Respected Poster (Rodney Award)- Jailbait
Best Moderator - Smackie Chan
Best Pic Wytch - JHawk
Best Troll - 80's Man
Most Improved Poster- OmegaVerb
Most Dramatic Poster- Cinder
Funniest Poster - Steve Sax
The Cecil B. de Troll Lifetime Achievement Award- Medalions
Best Smack Artist - Smackie Chan
Best Poster- Van


]</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 20, 2002 08:04 PM: Message edited by: Bob Blanton ]</font>

[Wally Kogen]

Niiiiicest Poster
Tomas, Reina, SexieLexie
Most Bitter Poster
Trevortime, Index, SirFindaFold
Best Hottie Poster
Trolling for Dollars, Cinder, TM1
Classiest Poster
Pogue Mahone, Terry in Crapchester, Dame
Most Classless Poster
Sick Fuck, Abu, Postfuck
Best Feature-length Production
Dr. Smackglove, One Thousand and one Smack Nights (whatever it was called), and Apocasmack Now
Best Documentary Poster (specializing in hard news and current events)
USMCobra, index, Terry in Crapchester
Most Versatile Poster
I chose this one based on a combo of Sports/Smack/Humour/Politics:
Harsh, Dr. Bob, Smackie Chan
Best Avatar
PrimeX, TC Chainsaw Massacre, TVO
Best Sig
Python, Biggie, Euroclone
Best Nic
Jimmy Medallions, Innocent Bystander, Smackie Chan
Most Epic Meltdown
Enolc, inky dave, Csmith775(or 755 or whatever)
Tard of the Year
Special Kid, Sick Fuck, Big Pickle
Board Bitch of the Year
JtinDal, InkyDave, Viper from Vancouver
Comeback Poster of the Year
Only been here for 11 or so months, so I'm not gonna vote...
Rookie of the Year
Pogue Mahone, Bob in Sorryexcuse, Smackie Chan
Most Respected Poster
Smackie Chan, Dr. Bob, Python
Least Respected Poster (Rodney Award)
Inkydave, Viper from Vancouver, index
Best Moderator
theArtist, Mrs. Conduct, jp in pt
Best Pic Wytch
Britney's Lips, TVO, Orcinus
Best Troll
LeroyRogers, JTR, Steve Sax
Most Improved Poster
Harsh, JCT, Rozy
Most Dramatic Poster
Steve Sax, Van, Filthy
Funniest Poster
Python, vitocorleone, JhawkBCD
The Cecil B. de Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
Catfish, Canibus, Dr. Bob
Best Smack Artist
Biggie(against all smackless wonders, myself included), Euroclone(against any defenders of the hetero world), Rozy(for his efforts in the MLB board alone)
Best Poster
Harsh, Python, Bob in sorryexcuseNY.


Additional Category: Best troller!

[IRIE LAGOS]

What about the "biggest stoner" category ?

O-L,
IL

[Van [down by the river]]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by IRIE LAGOS:
What about the "biggest stoner" category ?

O-L,
IL</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think I got that bad boy pretty well locked up. Dude, I'm fucking hungry, let's jam on down to 7-11...

Sincerely, Your Awards Thread Creator

[R-Jack]

Niiiiicest Poster
Missjo, SexieLexie, itsanalias

Most Bitter Poster
inkydave, Ibystander, Lovebuzz

Best Hottie Poster
DMA, Cinder, ND Domer

Classiest Poster
Smackie Chan, Filthy McNastie, Dame

Most Classless Poster
Pickle, inkydave, Valvenis

Best Feature-length Production
Lord of THE rings, the Smacktrix, or something

Best Documentary Poster (specializing in hard news and current events)
GPC, Sudden Sam, Corbra

Most Versatile Poster
D-Dogg, Filthy, Van

Best Avatar
Bassman, TVO, Freeze

Best Sig
Biggie/itsanalias/bassman, D-Dogg

Best Nic
Talliban Warrior, Wally Kogan, Mike Tyson

Most Epic Meltdown
Smackchat inkydave, THE inkydave, sweet-pea

Tard of the Year
Tard, Matt in CNY, Viper

Board Bitch of the Year
Inkydave, Ibystander, Viper

Comeback Poster of the Year
Dmike316, Jimmy Medalions, rozy

Rookie of the Year
Wally Kogan, Pouge Mahone

Most Respected Poster
Smackie, Jay in Phoenix, Catfish

Least Respected Poster (Rodney Award)
rozy, Headhunter, Dmike 316

Best Moderator
Pretty self servin' ain't it Smackie?

Best Pic Wytch
TVO, Jhawk, MCET


Best Troll
Talliban Warrior, 80's Man, The Incredible Troll

Best Homosmack
cannibus, Jimmah, D-Dogg
Most Improved Poster
Jimmy Medallions, Dmike, D-Dogg

Most Dramatic Poster
eh?

Funniest Poster
Filthy McNastie, 80's Man, Cannibus

The Cecil B. de Troll Lifetime Achievement Award
The Incredible Troll, Roofer, valvenis

Best Smack Artist
Cannibus, D-Dogg, ppanther

Best Poster
Filthy McNastie, Dr. Bob, Van.


<font color="#330033" size="1">[ February 22, 2002 10:28 AM: Message edited by: R-Jack ]</font>

[enolc]

r-jack...change a couple of your votes to "enolc" and i'll send a couple your way.

sincerely,
enolc
smackademy awards russian judge

[R-Jack]

Only if it helps to keep a Canadian or two from winning

[tomasmk2]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Smackie Chan:
Members of the Smackademy (namely, all registered users of any smack board that's ever existed) will be nominating posters in 27 different categories for this past year's achievements. The way it will work: posters can vote in any or all categories. Please submit the names of three posters in each category in descending order based on your preference. The first name will be given three points, the second two points, and the third one point. All nominations must be in NLT 12 midnight PST on 2/28. After all nominations have been made, the five posters in each category with the most points will be the final nominees. Poll threads will be opened with the categories and nominees, with a period of time given to vote. After the deadline has passed, award winners will be named.

This year's categories are:

Niiiiicest Poster-moth, deej, stiletto

Most Bitter Poster-warren, sirfindafold, viper

Best Hottie Poster-dma, nd domer, cinder
Classiest Poster-dr. bob, j in so tex , eccf

Most Classless Poster-abu

Best Feature-length Production
van, cobra, socalvansmack
Best Documentary Poster (specializing in hard news and current events) rebdog, moth, LK1971

Most Versatile Poster-Buttspray, MDTERP, sudden sam

Best Avatar-buttspray, ggil, primex

Best Sig-bobby42, cinder, Bitter P
Best Nic-filthy, buttspray, abeeradaywontcutit-is he still around???? if not, itsanalias.

Most Epic Meltdown-inky

Tard of the Year-abu.

Board Bitch of the Year-Jailbait

Comeback Poster of the Year-Dimike316, viper, rozy

Rookie of the Year-Bill in DC, patsy stone, primex

Most Respected Poster-deej, RTS, terry in crapchester

Least Respected Poster (Rodney Award)-dickie thon

Best Moderator-?
Best Pic Wytch-jhawk
Best Troll-steve perry, 80s man, steve sax
Most Improved Poster-DIMIKE316, DTC, reina

Most Dramatic Poster-filthy, LK, Index
Funniest Poster-python, B-spray, bill in dc
The Cecil B. de Troll Lifetime Achievement Award-cinder, smackie chan, cobra.
Best Smack Artist-d-dogg, bacefelice, jniko
Best Poster-RTS, enolc, rc collins

Thanks to all Smackademy members for your participation, and good luck!

I'LL FILL IN THE "?" BY THE DEADLINE, THANKS.
Tomas
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 20, 2002 05:23 PM: Message edited by: Smackie Chan ]</font></font></font></font></font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 21, 2002 12:18 AM: Message edited by: tomasmk2 ]</font>

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ February 21, 2002 10:01 PM: Message edited by: tomasmk2 ]</font>

[gbg]

Niiiiicest Poster
reina

Most Bitter Poster
inkydave

Best Hottie Poster
Blondie

Classiest Poster

Most Classless Poster
Abu

Best Feature-length Production

Best Documentary Poster (specializing in hard news and current events)

Most Versatile Poster
rozy

Best Avatar

Best Sig

Best Nic

Most Epic Meltdown
inkydave

Tard of the Year
inkydave

Board Bitch of the Year
inkydave

Comeback Poster of the Year

Rookie of the Year

Most Respected Poster
Python

Least Respected Poster (Rodney Award)
inkydave

Best Moderator
Smackie

Best Pic Wytch
Jhawk

Best Troll
watchdog

Most Improved Poster

Most Dramatic Poster
LK

Funniest Poster
Steve Sax

The Cecil B. de Troll Lifetime Achievement Award

Best Smack Artist
Dogg

Best Poster
IB (and may God and GOD not strike me down dead)