Distractions welcome

[Headhunter]

HH Know what ya need. How about a little old school bruce?



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Rack the LINK!

[This message has been edited by Headhunter (edited November 14, 2001).]

[Dr. Dooom]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Harsh:
Now get out there wearing your finest "Come Hither" dress and get yourself a Real Man!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Fuck that.

Wear you "Come Fuck Me" dress and turn yourself out. You a born-again virgin and that pussy is tight and ready for anything that comes its way. Ship the kid to grandma's house and rechristen every room in the house with some guy who doesn't mind you screaming any name so long as you screamin'.



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I'm a New York psycho buyin' shells in the Hollywood section

[LK_Pick]

I don't think I'm quite ready for some strange yet, but thanks for the ideas.

Thanks for the old school. Damn blondes.

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Pick Puck

[j_niko]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smackenthal:
This is the guy that slept on the couch a few nights every month? Who said it was OK for you to sleep with another woman but not another man? You should be glad to be rid of this loser. Go find a real man who will cherish you every minute of the day and who will respect you and the rest of your family.

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Absolutely Rack THAT.

From what I've seen it's all his loss. Silly bastard will probably be back crawling on hands and knees inside of 2 weeks. If he does, thrash him to within an inch of his life before he even gets a sniff. Until then, maybe this'll help:






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[jpEnterprize]

He may have stayed a while longer, if you weren't On-line all night? But that's how it goes, hunting season will be over soon, he'll be back. If you want him to stay, have one of your girlfriends over to help him jam it in your crapper.




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Detroit Lions 0-8

[Mammary Troll]

we need some action too!

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Show us your tits!

[TenTallBen]

I call bullshit on this one. I'm sorry your man left you but usually it's the woman who leaves their shitty ass man. Rarely is it the other way around. Guy's are too stupid and complacent to leave a regular piece of ass. That's why they get so comfortable and wind up taking it for granted. Then the woman gets sick of it and dumps their loser ass. Believe me, I've been there. Something smells fishey and for once it it ain't my drawers.

Don't worry, your gonna be fine. Women have it made. Just stop hooking up with idiots.

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[LK_Pick]

You will not believe this - the locksmith guy came an hour too late this morning - he cleaned me out pretty good. I have no idea how I am going to get through this mentally - I'm praying I don't flake out. No, there's nothing fishy - I just didn't see it (or her) coming.

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Pick Puck

[Headhunter]

Post his pic. I'll help you with some displaced anger management!

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Rack the LINK!

[Bacefelice]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LK_Pick:
You will not believe this - the locksmith guy came an hour too late this morning - he cleaned me out pretty good.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*bing-bong*
LK walks to door in T-shirt and nothing else and opens it.

Locksmith: Hi, you called because you called Logjam Locksmiths?

LK: Yes. I need to have you refill the hole and refit me. I hear you're the man to call.

Locksmith: I do my best to please my customers.

LK: Alright, While you're working hard, I'll be in the back polishing the doorknobs.

Locksmith: It may be some time. I have to work my tools into the hole and try to get them to fit just right. I may even have to do the same to the other keyhole, too.

LK: Well then, the door to my bedroom needs some work, too...

waa-waa pedal guitar riff leads to next scene on waterbed...

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<---If you don't have this album, you're a dumb fuck.

[This message has been edited by Bacefelice (edited November 14, 2001).]