Suck my hairy Canadian balls

[EuroClone]

Ooh, I am offended.

You're forgetting the other great Canada-USA rivalry: Which country sucks the collective dick of the British Royal Family the hardest?

Sure, Canada is still under the yoke of the Commonwealth, but Bubba Buttfuck and his equally porcine family can't get their money out fast enough for a bit of Queenly tat whenever they hoist their bulk onto a transatlantic flight.

[Jsc810]

USA = world's only superpower
USA = leader of the free world
USA = greatest country in the history of the planet

scoreboard

[smackaholic]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by EuroClone:
Aw. This is cute. It's just like England - Germany in the World Cup, but about a million times more unimportant.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not quite mate. While I personally love hockey, and it's importance is on the rise here in the colonies, it is still nowhere nearly as important as footie is to you and your hun cousins.

One other important note. I believe the body count in yesterdays match was approximately zero. This count includes fans. No limey-kraut match of even minor importance fails to drum up a couple of days business for the local ER, maybe even a little something for the undertaker if he's lucky.

As for our infatuation over the worlds richest inbred white trash clan, I must regrettably concur. Atleast our support of them comes voluntarily unlike yours. You would think that a bunch as repressively taxed as you would tell liz and her chromosomally challenged horde to "get a fukkin job". But, alas, I guess you've never had it any other way and don't miss the 70 percent of your pay you never see.

Well, I guess so long as the local pub is stocked, all is well.

[Adept]

GDP not GNP. Wake up fuckstick.

I love when americans are all bitter.

Idiot American:

"Canada is our bitch"
"We own Canada"
"Monopoly money is worth more than Canadian dollars"
"My moms pussys tastes so sweet"
"Kill all non-whites, they might be terrorists"

You all sound the same.

We schooled your ass. Scoreboard the Canadian mens and womens hockey team.

Brett Hull played for the US cause he couldn't make the Canadian team. hahah (well not exactly true).

You faggots suck. Stay of the ice!

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:

Medal count:

2002 Olympics - Final Medal Count*

1. Canada - 1 medal for every 1.94 million people.
2. Germany - 1 medal for every 2.54 million people.
?. USA - 1 medal for every 8.8 million people.

* Unless doping related issues change medal distribution.

And.. CANADA wins again! YAY!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ah yes...the all important "per capita" medal count. I forgot that one...

You are a spinmeister like I've never seen. You got props for the win, so now go back to being the quiet North Mexico we expect you to be.

Per capita medal ratios...what a chump.

[birdstyle]

per capita with something resembling winter weather may be a better indicator. The not caring - its not an act.

[Adept]

Geography should have no bearing. Fiji, Jamacia, Trinidad all have bobsled teams and are all tropical nations.

Canada's sounthermost point is at the same latitude as Californias highest latidude.

Per Capita medals are a very important indicator. How can a country with 33 million people compete with a country of 300 million. How come a country with 89 million beath the country with 300 million despite population size?

Who is the spinster? Me for posting per Capita medals, or you fucksticks for comprimising them with 'only northern America counts'.

Canada won the olympics per capita. Bottom line. Northern America didn't enter a team for the olympics America did.

Use your head - if that is at all possible!

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
Per Capita medals are a very important indicator. How can a country with 33 million people compete with a country of 300 million. How come a country with 89 million beath the country with 300 million despite population size?</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's so important that only you use it.

We aren't sending 300 million to fight 89 million. Just the best handful. You train your handful just as hard as we train our handful.

Here the stats the rest of the planet uses:

With Sunday's silver medal in men's ice hockey, the U.S. walked away with its most impressive haul in Winter Olympics history, and pulled off the Winter Games' first triple double -- 10 golds, 13 silvers and 11 bronze medals.

It doesn't get much better than that. In fact the only time it has been better was also here, as Germany won the medal count at the XIX Winter Olympiad with a total of 35 medals (12 gold, 16 silver and seven bronze). The previous high for medals was 29, accomplished by the Soviet Union in 1988 and by Germany in 1998.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/story.hts/front/1270058

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
Who is the spinster? Me for posting per Capita medals, or you fucksticks for comprimising them with 'only northern America counts'.</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

You.


<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Adept:
Northern America didn't enter a team for the olympics America did.
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Right, and we took home the most medals.

Would anyone have noticed if the hockey players switched jerseys and kept playing on the other side. No. They were mostly players who play in America on loan to you for the games.

Nice win. Finally...but quit acting like you rolled the whole Earth with your dominance.

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ February 25, 2002 05:16 PM: Message edited by: yt1300inHtown ]</font>

[smackaholic]

Adept, you got yer props for winning both golds, now please shut up. As for per capita medal wins. It comes down to which sports are played. Of course the N. euro teams and canada will do well. This is because in your countries the talented athletes play these sports. If johnnie from Oklahoma has athleic ability, he plays "American" sports, therefore we dominate these sports. If gordie or jaques or sven has skills he plays a winter sport. Why? Because it's what you do there. That and he knows that he will be punked if he goes up against us!!!!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

RACK yt on that last post!

I'd like to know how many publications are floating around the world (and in Canada for that matter) that read:

"IT'S OVER: CANADIANS WIN OLYMPICS GAMES (medals per capita)"

Nice try too with the "you kicked our ass because your country is larger"....

Uhh, yeah, all those Texans, Floridians, SoCalers, Alabama asphalt-laying citizens who played such a huge part in all of this...God, with all the talent we have to chose from where it's 80 degrees in the winter time for most of these states makes it almost unfair.

<font color="#330033" size="1">[ February 25, 2002 05:28 PM: Message edited by: MgoBlue-LightSpecial ]</font>