Milton Bradley reportedly gave his ID to a police officer who had pulled him over at 2:30 am, then Milton sped away. The officer gave chase, but gave up when Bradley got to the country line. (Dukes of Hazard???). Too bad, a chase covered by helicopter would have been cool. Tom Hamilton could have done the play by play.

So lets go over a few stellar incidents that have involved Milton Bradley. Milton Bradley got so drunk on his birthday last year that he had to be taken to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning. [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]

Bradley got into a war of words with Paul Lo Duca of the Dodgers and ridiculed Lo Duca because Lo Duca's offensive numbers weren't as good as his own. (At that time Bradley had 5 homers, Lo Duca had four. [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

Bradley had a superheated argument with a home-plate umpire during a game and what nobody seems to notice or care to comment on is that Bradley was clenching his bat with both hands while he argued! What a dipshiit! He should have been suspended for 10 games for clenching that bat tigher than a vise while screaming at the ump. But once again, nobody seems to have noticed and nobody seems to care that Bradley was still holding his bat while screaming at the top of his lungs at the frightened ump. Baseball needs to add a rule that if you don't let go of your bat when your at bat is over, you automatically get suspended for 10 games.

Flash forward to now, and Bradley flees the scene and turns himself in later that day. Was he drunk? If he was drunk, by fleeing, Bradley saved himself anywhere from $30,000 to $100,000! Automobile insurance rates go up 300% for SEVEN YEARS when you are convicted of a DUI.

Bradley left the scene and was financially rewarded for his brazen action.

So Milton Bradley, I ask you to get a calculator out, add up all the money you will save, in court fees, attorney fees, penalities, car insurance being 3 times higher for 7 years, triple that amount, and DONATE THAT AMOUINT OF MONEY to fund scholarships for upcoming dipshiits just like you who DON'T have the ability to play sports for a living.

Your Karma days are numbered dude, you've used them all up.