The pitcher bats until the Indians win again,

Trot Nixon platoons with Travis Hafner until Travis' batting average is higher than Trot's,

Grady bunts once a game.

Franky plays in right every game,

Casey Blake uses the biggest legal bat possible and swings at the first pitch if it's anywhere near the plate, then if he didn't make contact, he switches to his normal bat for the rest of his at bat.

Jhonny Peralta is subbed for after his second strike out in a game, Jhonny Peralta is subbed for if he cannot move a runner over,

Ryan Garko leads off,

Choo and Francisco are called up, lol, I don't know exactly how to do that except in 10 days it will be September.

On September first, if the team is still struggling, I call up at least 5 players including, Choo, Francisco, Inglett, and a couple of pitchers.