Unlikely (But it'd be sweet)

**ArthasX** · August 31st, 2005, 04:32 AM

I dunno how successfull that restaurant that would be...unless....its marketed to families. Then it would be a HUGE success. Think about it, it would be JUST like chuck e. cheese. But differnt in some ways.....

**ShopKoSuccessStory** · August 31st, 2005, 11:03 AM

No, you're wrong, not different at all. Jeez paul, you couldn't BE more wrong.

**ShopKoSuccessStory** · August 31st, 2005, 03:53 PM

Ok, so I was laying in bed, and I had this awesome idea. Although, it prolly will never happen, I just think it'd be a great time. It's an idea for a restaurant. I'll give you a hypothetical situation of a visit to this restaurant.

-4 people walk in-

Hostess: "Hello, and how many today?"

Customer1: "4."

Hostess: "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

Customer1: "Non."

Customer3: "actually, can we get smoking?"

Hostess: "sure, profanity or non?"

Customer1: "Profanity."

-The hostess seats the 4 and couple min later the waiter comes up-

Waiter: "Alright I'll be your fucking waiter, what the fuck do you want?"

Customer1: "I'll have a god damn lemonade."

Waiter: "Fine. What the hell do you want?"

Customer2: "Fuckin' Pepsi."

Waiter: "Coke's better. But fine, whatever. What about you, bitch?"

Customer3: "Water, fuck face."

Waiter: "Shit, a water? Fuckin' cheapskate."

Customer3: "screw you."

Customer4: "I'll have a water too, and don't call me a cheapskate asswipe."

Waiter: "Don't call me an asswipe fuck tard."

-Waiter goes and gets drinks, comes back with them-

Waiter: "Are you ready yet?"

Customer1: "Yea, I think so. I'll have the 10 oz steak."

Waiter: "A lot of food, you better watch your weight fatass. You should order a salad or something."

Customer1: "Shut the fuck up. What kind of piece of shit salads do you have?"

Waiter: "Maybe if you'd read the fuckin sign before you sat down. But we have ceaser (etc. can't think of any more salads!!)."

Customer1: "I'll have a salad, you better hurry up jerk, i'm hungry."

Waiter: "Shut the hell up, I'll take as long as I want."

And it'd go like that. I think it'd be badass, break from the norm of "Hi, I'd like a lemonade please." "Yes, ma'am!" bullshit. I'd go there, just because it'd be freakin sweet. What are your guys thoughts of this kind of restaurant... not sure what i'd call it....