The Waiver Wire, Because Murray Takes Forever

[jz06]

This has nothing to do with what happened to T.O. today, and I'm still conflicted about not selecting a running back because Shaun Alexander done broke his leg.

But I'm cutting the Cowboys' receivers loose in order to pick up the Chicago Bears' receivers.

Lord Help the Ohmy Oh-and-fours.

WR- Dallas, out.
WR- Chicago Bears, in.

Rob, I do believe you're on the clock.

[SlaycitySlayers]

Meanwhile at the front office of the Slayers...

Associated Press: Coach Slade, is it true that the ENTIRE first string WR core of the Slayers is being cut from the team?

Coach Slade: It has come to my attention from the front office that there are going to be some changes made and they will be permanent.

AP: Was this a mandate from the New owner of the Slayers, Buck Troll?

CS: Yes, Buck did make the call and as of 20:27 hrs, the miserable WRs from New England will be sent to the slave pits of Tarterus V. Filling their ranks will be a bold, fresh new core from Jersey named the Jets. Their numbers should give us the power we need to get back in the game!

AP: Is it also true about the underage school girls who were seen getting into your escalade during the first weeks victory party were found brutally slain? DNA evidence has yet to be analyzed.

CS: No comment! This press conference is over!

[mpaul]

> Meanwhile at the front office of the Slayers...

Hysterical. And scary! Darren, you're on the clock! The updated list is in your inbox!

[SlaycitySlayers]

The JFL is famous!!!

if you google Slaycity Slayers, Mike message board comes up as the sixth and seventh search!!!

We made the top 10!!!!

slaycity slayers - Google Search

[mpaul]

Oh, Jesus. We should all be so ashamed.

You Googled your own team, Rob? [img]wink.gif[/img]

(Also, I forgot how good those Mutant League Football names were. Funny stuff.)

[mpaul]

Oh also, with the last pick in the waiver pool, Jeri's team, like Ron's team, has decided to stick with their picks. The JT's thought about dumping San Diego's quarterback for New Orleans' - in an attempt to pick up Drew Brees -- but decided to pass. Once again, Drew Brees is forgotten.

So that's it. Interestingly, there are still some good picks out there, including Atlanta's QB and pretty much everyone on the Jets. Some of you will remember that come week 12. [img]wink.gif[/img]

Waiver wire is closed! Good luck!

[mpaul]

Wait...*now* the waiver wire is closed! And if you thought that this post was just a cheap attempt to add one more message to this topic, so that the little folder icon would erupt into flames like it does on the main page, than you would be wrong!

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ October 03, 2006 02:11 PM: Message edited by: mjay ]</font>