FORGET Radio Free Afganistan! Just send in my big

[ORC]

Holeeey cow. VERRRY funny shit.

I smell Ferrigno in here somewhere.

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[Trollatollah's Penis]

I tip my hat to you RIP. And now. For the Pierre De Resistance, Ill discuss just exactly what can happen if a fellow insists on exposing his penis to the elements.

And Im not talking about the Periodic Table kind.



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[longtimelistener5]

*sigh*

I give trollah. You finally made the grade. For now. And dont sweat losing your swordswallowing gig. Just keep practicing with something long, fleshy & forgiving and youll be back on the fast track in no time.

See, Im not such a meanie.

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[Trollatollah's Penis]

Sometimes the best solutions are the simplest. Take aging for example. And for that matter take my Chinese roommate. He started marking the days on the calendar from right to left, as it is in his native land. And now the little bugger is actually growing younger everyday. I predict he'll be a fetus before the week is up.

longtimelover: I knew youd come around. *hugs*



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[Trollatollah's Penis]

Im making my New Years resolution 3 months early. You know those little raised-dot thingies they have on the buttons in elevators?

Well..forget it. I cant make that promise in good faith.

How bout I just promise to only laugh silently when blind people accidentally walk against the signals at intersections and such? Im only pantomiming the laughter. They cant see me. No harm done. And it will help me pass the time while we all wait for the paramedics to get there.

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[longtimelistener5]

I just cant stay away from this shit now!! Trollah! What have you done to me??!! Im f*n MESMORIZED!

[Trollatollah's Penis]

With my mail-order prosthetic months away, no job in sight, a stack of bills, and a new Vietnamese next door neighbor, Im contemplating taking some extra work down at the animal shelter. He may speak in a funny jungle accent, but his money is just as green as mine.

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[longtimelistener5]

Alright. Just had to see if it was still as funny after being hungover. I seriously doubt RC & Hulk Troll could be the same person ORC. But around dis joint.....you never know.

Those one-liners & pics are straight-up diseased.

Sling!!

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