Score one for Viper

[Buttspray]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DC Smackmaster:
In fact, I like to take the non-beating hand and lay it flat over the pumping hand. Feels like I'm knockin' bottom that way.

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Jeesus H. Robert Christ! BUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! !!!!

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<A HREF="http://160.79.129.225/waves/10110/fart3112.wav" TARGET=_blank>original dishonesty posted by indexhb: You've pretty much admitted that you are part of these Georgia White Cause militia groups and a proud waiver of the Confederate flag. I didn't need the witch doctor or Miss Cleo to show be what I have continously read from you.

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[Viper from Vancouver]

ZZcock, if the only way you can tell people you have gotten laid, is by a spelling mistake of mine then go ahead. I'll think your sig is real funny when i'm banging a hot chick, and you are sitting at home looking at porn on your computer.

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Carneliat is my god and the Oilers are my team.

[inkydave]

You drove a stripper home after an all-night party, and didn't get any?

Ummm..... That goes beyond bad luck. That encroaches on bad karma.

[warrenton]

You're inferring (haven't) that ZZ and DC HAVEN'T been laid since the wall came down, yet YOU rush to the keyboard to kiss and tell about a titty dancer you couldn't sacrifice at 6:00 am?

I would delete this thread as soon as possible.

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[Dinsdale_Piranha]

Hey now! Don't y'all be dissin' my boy Viper. If any of you have ever taken the time to sit down and actually talk to the ladies at these fine establishments, you'd find that these girls are just good, wholesome gals who are just doing it to put themselves through medical school. Just ask them. I mean, those chicks don't suck up to just anybody who looks like they have money in their pocket -- no sir. In addition to medical school tuition, these self-employed models are looking to establish good, clean, lifelong friendships with some select patrons.

Props to Viper, you scored big, bro.



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Well if there's any doubt who I am, just call me John...Johnny Q. Public

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>You're inferring (haven't) that ZZ and DC HAVEN'T been laid since the wall came down, yet YOU rush to the keyboard to kiss and tell about a titty dancer you couldn't sacrifice at 6:00 am?

I would delete this thread as soon as possible.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

RACK!



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[Viper from Vancouver]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by warrenton:
You're inferring (haven't) that ZZ and DC HAVEN'T been laid since the wall came down, yet YOU rush to the keyboard to kiss and tell about a titty dancer you couldn't sacrifice at 6:00 am?

I would delete this thread as soon as possible.

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Hey buddy I had to meet the rest of my friends at Dennys for a grand slam meal and I was really hungry. I danced all night and was to tired to even try. The thing is you guys would jump on that oppurtunity because the chances of that happening to you are like 1 in a million, but for me it's not that big of a deal. I'll hopefully bang this chick but if not the oh well.



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Carneliat is my god and the Oilers are my team.

[vitocorleone]

Bwaaaaaaahahahah, Rack D.P.

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NBA Smack

[DC Smackmaster]

RACK THE PIRAHNA!!!!

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cha-ching

[zztop]

Then why is the thread of the title say "Score one for the tard?"

You scored on a meal at Denny's? That's cool, and sounds about right. Denny's has a real good selection.

Doesn't sound like you scored with this "real hot" chick that got a free cab ride home though.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
Hey ZZ and DC just because you guys have gotten laid since the fall of the Berlin Wall, it doesn't mean you have to bust my balls. I'm not looking to get married here folks. Once a woman is with me she doesn't need to be looking around for anything else.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>