Score one for Viper

[mothage]

dude--actually u deserve limited props for not deleting this thread

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"I ain't no Nancy-boy"-----Alice Cooper

[Bassman]

RACK DP!

my rants...

As much as you think they're "classy" you can never really tell. My buddy brought home this girl who looked wholesome in every little way, the way she talked, looked really clean, fresh, no excessive makeup, the whole nine yards. Well he brings her home and right away she's bugging him telling him to get some coke. He ends up getting some coke, they do a couple of lines and she starts bugging out, frikin' so wired that she geeks out and leaves.

Don't call scoreboard until you at least get a blowjob, get laid, or get a little knuckle.
I'm sure you're just a little cock happy cuz you got to drive home a stripper and you might actually get some ass next weekend. I've never driven/taken home a stripper before but my friend was "so lucky" to get a strippers phone #, he called her all the time and she just constantly blew him off.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>I danced all night and was to tired to even try. The thing is you guys would jump on that oppurtunity because the chances of that happening to you are like 1 in a million, but for me it's not that big of a deal. I'll hopefully bang this chick but if not the oh well.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

that is biggest pile of poop I've heard. Of course we'd jump on the oppurtunity, every guy I know would. And if you don't bang her or go out with her it's going to be a big deal...you're gonna kick yourself in the ass about it, asking yourself why you didn't try more with her instead of hitting up breakfast with the guys. let's see...breakfast with the guys or try and bang this hot stripper. gimme a break man.

I'd say the chances of you going out with her next weekend and banging here are really slim. You ever think she laid the line "we should do something next weekend" was just a way to have you not trying to fuk her when dropping her off?

But hey....if you do I'll be the first to give you props.


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What I want

[This message has been edited by Bassman (edited November 18, 2001).]

[inkydave]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
When i'm fucking this hot chick I'll be sure to think of you losers at home with your scaley hands on your cocks

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Do you always picture other men jerkin' their puds while you're having sex?

Whatever it takes to get you off, I guess....

[Buttspray]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
When i'm fucking this hot chick I'll be sure to think of you losers
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Viper - sorry dude, but you may catch a little shit for this statement!!! I can't go there....

I would bet money that this will probably become somebody's sig before the night's out. Bets, anybody?


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[This message has been edited by Buttspray (edited November 18, 2001).]

[Timmy C]

I need some clarification here.

Does Viper head to Denny's to eat the Grand Slam or cook it?



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[Leroy Rogers]

SCOREBOARD VIPER!!!

Don't worry Viper, you're taking one for the team. You make all of us Pokemon Master Trainers proud to call you one of us!!!

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The Pokedex!!!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
If the poor bastard who's face that really is only knew.

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[Dinsdale_Piranha]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
When i'm fucking this hot chick I'll be sure to think of you losers at home with your scaley hands on your cocks

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Just wanted to quote this before Viper edits it.

It's OK Vipe, If that's what it takes to extend the performance to 3 minutes, then go for it.

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Well if there's any doubt who I am, just call me John...Johnny Q. Public

[THE FIRST MAN IN ROME]

What is up?

6:00 am ripper isn't fresh.

Sincerely,

Marcus Allen

I'm out!

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Can I get a tongue?

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[DC Smackmaster]

Rack Inky and the return of Leroy!

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cha-ching

[yt1300inHtown]

I just came in to lend Viper a new shovel. The one you've been digging this hole with must be mighty blunt at this point.

Its one thing to exaggerate your accomplishments to your fellas, but to come in here and brag about some skank you THINK you MIGHT get NEXT weekend is hilarious!!

She'll have that number changed within 3 weeks.

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Awful good. She meant awful good.