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September 18th, 2001, 02:03 PM
#21
Inactive Member
RACK 'em
Great job, Recess!
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September 18th, 2001, 02:08 PM
#22
Inactive Member
RAACk Him!!! Great job!
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just
have to be a horrible warning.
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September 18th, 2001, 02:22 PM
#23
Inactive Member
Rack him!
Especially the Van, Guy Fawkes e-mailing part! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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September 18th, 2001, 03:51 PM
#24
HB Forum Owner
E!pic!!!
RACK E!cess!!
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We are many, but are we much?
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September 18th, 2001, 03:56 PM
#25
Inactive Member
Recess, who the hell are you?
I don't know, but you sound vaguely like Beanie. Whoever you are, this is a pretty decent effort.
One request? If you're going to ape me, be me. You wouldn't satirize IB without putting everything she says in cut and paste quotes, would you? Of course you wouldn't, nobody does. So, if you're going to use me in your story at least make sure my grammar is correct!
Beanie would......
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Riiiiing
"Hello, Assmasters Commodes On Wheels, where what comes out of your ass is our #1 passion! Valvenis speaking...."
"Val, we need to talk!"
"Dammit Peehole, I told you not to call me at work anymore! You promised me you'd get a life!"
"Don't talk to ME about broken promises, you slut! Van's mansausage tasted like YOUR ass again!!!"
click.....
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September 19th, 2001, 03:38 AM
#26
Inactive Member
RACK IT!!!
LMAO
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Joke em if they can't take a fuck!!!
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September 20th, 2001, 12:53 AM
#27
Inactive Member
It is debatable on who is the first poster that is responsible for the very first Troll?. But one thing is for certain, that there is a distinction between a troll and a Troll?. SC Poster DC Smackmaster explains?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
DC Smackmaster: Ahh, trolls were just tards that used another nick to spew garbage but Trolls?, they are something special. Oh the memories, who could forget the invis/mem fiasco? Then there's the time when webdog threatened to call the FBI on us. I also remember when the Trolls? invaded another board and MCET posted his problem about having to put his loving dog out of his misery as quickly as possible?with a baseball bat. Later in that same thread we then saw MCET's dog make an appearance. "AARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Those were the days. Rack the Trolls?.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
DrDetroit25: All trolls have no credibility. As soon as they hit the Submit Reply button they?.well you know how the rest of it goes. Some people claim that I'm probably the biggest troll here since I start every sentence with "Quote, originally posted by index". Well, I might be a one-trick pony but this is my only nick and that is another reason why I will always have SCOREBOARD over index and Team Nutsack. With the quantity and length of my posts, there's no way I have time for another nick. It's hard enough keeping up as it is?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Love them or hate them, a significant part of SC was the moderators. Each moderator had his and her own style of moderating. While some would use a different username to post regularly in SC, most mods would moderate and "smack" with the same nickname. But what did it take to become a part of this "elite" group?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
Roger_The_Shrubber: After their careers, most atheletes get into broadcasting while actors sometimes choose to become directors. But for me, when I was done taping the last episode of "All in the Family", I knew that moderating would be my destiny.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
But times weren't always as pleasant and things would eventually change for the worse. There would be an increase in trolls littering the bulletin board with racist threads and spam. On top of that there was a conspiracy about personal information being released, not only by the posters themselves, but also by the moderators. With the commotion at Smack Chat reaching its peak, webdog decided to make a decision that would go down in Smack Chat history.
Anything goes.
In making that decision webdog would strip the moderators of their duties. Soon after, racial threads and offensive images were then posted that caused many members to abandon Smack Chat. SC poster Elgrandepeehole describes the events:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
Elgrandepeehole: The porn and the scat was bad enough, but Euro posting pictures of himself at a gay bar was just too much for any normal God fearing heterosexual to handle. When he posted that pic, this place became more barren than Guy Fawkes' colon at the Playboy mansion. I still shudder when I think of that image.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This newfound freedom let posters express anything they wanted to say, which in some cases would cause a lot of finger pointing between the moderators and the posters. Former SC Administrator The Artist speaks about the "controversy" for the first time:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
The Artist:
I just can't believe all the lies inky said (Controversy)
Is R-Jack black or white? Is Euro straight or gay? (Controversy)
Do I choose GOD or G0D? Do I understand I.B.? (Controversy)
CHORUS:
Controversy
Controversy
I can't understand Jim's crush on his donkey (Controversy)
Jim, was he good 4 U? Was he what U wanted him 2 be? (Controversy)
Smackie getting high? Pickle's banned and then he cries (Controversy)
CHORUS
Do I believe Arch? Do I believe PC?
If Val doesn't wanna die, get training wheels for that bike
Index wants a piece of Dame, trevortime says we're lame
CHORUS {x3}
~~~Lights dim as TheArtist switches songs~~~
It was worse than a picture
Of Euro's anus engaged by Val's fist
The scat pics still burn my memory
How can you Eric,
Can u allow this?
SC was overflown with retards
Such as garth and I bid you Ado
Animals posing as SC posters
Blondiebabe's in heat
M.Perkin is melting, too
CHORUS:
How can webdog leave me standing
Who cares if personal info was sold? (was sold)
Maybe I just loved the banning
Maybe I craved all the power 2 bold?
Maybe it's IndyClown's lover
I boned NoCal on the side (NoCal on the side)
Blondie does everyone and their brother
This is what it sounds like
When mods cry
Post if u will an n-bomb
See index burn with fire inside
Now DrDetroit25 is all riled up
Don't make me ban u
Even Trolls have pride
CHORUS
How can webdog leave me standing
So what if personal info was sold?
(Personal info sold)
Maybe I just loved the banning (Maybe, maybe)
Maybe I craved all the power 2 bold
Maybe I'll bone Indy's lover
(Maybe I'll bone Indy's lover)
Russ never satisfied (He never, never satisfied)
When Hot_Carl speaks, does he stutter?
This is what it sounds like
When mods cry
When mods cry (mods cry)
When mods cry (mods cry)
Don't Cry (Don't Cry)
When mods cry
When mods cry
When mods cry
When Mods cry
(Mods cry, mods cry, mods cry)
Don't cry
Eric don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't don't cry
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Still to come, the future of Smack Chat. And finally, the never before seen video that is believed to be the downfall of SC. All this and more on "The E! True Smack Chat Story"?
(Part 2 of 3) To be continued
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September 20th, 2001, 01:04 AM
#28
Inactive Member
And the RACKS just keep coming!
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Like fishin'?
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September 20th, 2001, 01:05 AM
#29
Inactive Member
I think you know what to do.
Rack that mother fukking shit!!!!
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This is no longer, "just a a LINK..."
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September 20th, 2001, 01:08 AM
#30
HB Forum Owner
Paging Archive Troll?...
It just keeps getting better, recess.
RACK PT. II!!!
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