I'm getting married

[Cinder]

Damn sometimes life is too strange!!!

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Joke em if they can't take a fuck!!!

[Smackie Chan]

Who's the ignorant tard?

Is PastorBobTilton gonna conduct the ceremony?

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We are many, but are we much?

[SKANK PIMP]

Is the future Mr. Cinder in need of some bachelor party help?

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"I don't want to hafta kill'ya and you don't wanna die"

[Tony Syzmo]

Have your parents okayed this?

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Shirttail untucked?That's detention

[Biggie Cohen]

When you hear these words...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Should there be anyone who has cause why this couple should not be united in marriage, they must speak now or forever hold their peace. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...you might want to hit the ground to avoid being trampled to death.

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I'm not a very strong swimmer.

[MDTerrapins]

I don't care how life-like it is, you CANNOT marry a blow-up doll. Just as The 80's Man.


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Fridge Fever!
Terp Football is receiving votes in the two polls!...
ESPN/USA Today: 14th
AP Poll: 12th
6-0!

[Deej]

Would the lucky guy's name be Mark? If so, you won't have to remove any of your tatoos!

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Freedom is a State of Mind!

[Dinsdale_Piranha]

I have never smelled the odor of an impending 200 reply, server-crashing pile-on like I smell it now. I mean, it reaks of it.

Best of luck to the engaged parties, but damn!

I hear them coming now.......

[The 80's Man]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MDTerrapins:
I don't care how life-like it is, you CANNOT marry a blow-up doll. Just as The 80's Man.


<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Which is exactly why it DOES NOT count as pre-marital sex. I'm still clean.


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regain strength tonight to face the demons tomorrow.
Slay those fukkers.

[itsanalias]

Rack Biggie!

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