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    Only one word comes to mind.......YIKES!! forums

    Good luck. Are you staying in SLC, or moving? When is it? There are so many questions and just not enough....bandwidth!

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    Question

    Is this the guy you met on a blind date?

    I hear a Mea Culpa coming on...

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    Has he seen the pictures, yet?

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Travelin Man:
    Better throw away all that Lesbo Porn
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    Better yet, forward it all to [email protected]



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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Travelin Man:
    Better throw away all that Lesbo Porn


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    Not necessarily!!!!

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    Congrats Cin,

    Now repeat after me...SLAPPING IS BAD, SLAPPING IS BAD forums

    Only here to help.

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    Unhappy

    How much caysh did you offer him to go through with this inhumane event.

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    Hello!

    My cindy has stop licking my ass backspace backspace told me so much about all of you that I had to buy this new I said stop it backspace voice recognition software so I could post here in this stupid bitch backspace backspace forum just like her.

    I hope to spend more time here when I can get this to "read" the posts.

    Blindie

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    I bet it's some foreign national guy who can't get a work visa or a green card, so he's paying Cinder $500 to marry him so that he can legally enter the country. Then two months later, poof, he disappears, never to be seen again. She has the marriage annulled, and goes back to trolling the "foreign men ISO American skanks" message board.

    WAR the haytas

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    BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!

    So, Cinder... At which stores will the blushing-bride-to-be be registering for gifts?


    Some suggestions:

    Bed, Bath, and Beer Between My Yugs
    Crate & Barrel of Baggage
    Bed, Bath and Beer Belly
    Spare Tire Rack
    L.L.Has Been
    Ho's 'R' Us
    Ho? Depot
    Nasty GAP
    Bier One



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