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Thread: THE Motherfucking Rules

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    Inactive Member D-Dogg's Avatar
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    <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>If you post a pic, be aware that that pic may be used to smack you.

    <LI>Don't complain when your head is put on the body of an Orca-fat old prostitute, or God-forbid, between Blondie's thighs

    <LI>Innocent Bystander cuts and pastes, A LOT. She also argues simply to argue. Do not let this get you all worked up.

    <LI>If you cut and paste, people will say you are being like IB.

    <LI>People in here are obsessed with who is whose troll.

    <LI>Smileys CAN be overused.

    <LI>If you can't take the smack people are laying on you, you can:

    a) Delete your thread (lovebuzz)
    b) Change your nic (Pickle)
    c) Attempt to smack back (Haven't seen it tried)
    d) Seek counseling, it is a message board. (InkyDave)

    However, you should not be the ultimate pussy and email someone's employer to complain that your vagina hurts.

    <LI>People who say they are new here, aren't.

    <LI>Trolls require racking.

    <LI>You can find out how to post pics here.

    <LI>You can find out how to hyperlink words here as well.

    <LI>Stupid questions require you to get your ass smacked.

    <LI>Plungers are not for fixing toilets.

    <LI>If you can't seperate reality from a message board, perhaps you should reconsider posting on one.

    <LI>If you proclaim you have scoreboard, you probably don't have it.

    <LI>Once worth its weight in gold, the phrase "you are kicking your own ass" is more often uttered by the person getting their ass kicked.

    <LI>Avoid index vs. Dr. Detroit threads, unless you have a strong stomach and an even stronger scroll wheel on your mouse.

    <LI>You either sux or are gax.

    <LI>Skilla's wife is an oozing guacamole gash, but is still a pretty decent lay.

    <LI>Edit to say, Edit smack is weak.

    <LI>Do not feed the Trolls.[/list]


    Please feel free to add on to this, and print it out for safekeeping.

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    [This message has been edited by D-Dogg (edited January 09, 2002).]

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    How do I get one of those cool avatar pictures by my name?? forums

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    "ME winning isnt..YOU do."

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    please add:

    Accusing a tormentor of being a troll is not a defense. And you're usually wrong.
    If you get ane email you like, don't cut and paste it here. We've all gotten it in our inboxes.

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    [This message has been edited by yt1300inHtown (edited January 09, 2002).]

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    how bout 'if u don't troll don't start'

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    I never understood why something is sux and is gax.. how did this come about?

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    From The Bootie Lover Files:

    Don't ever....AND I MEAN EVER, tell the board about one of your deviant sexual practices and not expect to get a immediate and Brutal Pile-On.

    From The Gay Fawlkes Files:

    We don't want to hear you talk about sticking your tongue down another guys throat.

    From the Team Nutsack File:

    If you are getting your ass handed to you, simply call you opponent a cock garage and claim scoreboard.

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    If you don't know what a Troll? is, Don't ask. You are not ready to know.

    If you do not like acts of homsexuality graphically or verbally depicted, go away. This place is not for you.

    If you post a thread like D-Dogg's you will get RACKED!


    If it starts on the board, it should end on the board. This is not real life. Do not confuse the two.

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    Rack the LINK!

    [This message has been edited by Headhunter (edited January 09, 2002).]

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    A meltdown is not complete until you threaten to have someone meet you for the purposes of killing them.

    There's a shitload of Doggs here.

    Most of the posters no more about the functions of the board than the Mods.

    If you're leaving the board...just leave...we don't need to know why.

    Jimmy Medalions has been to Arizona because he thought they said "The Man Canyon"

    2 wrongs don't make a right...but 3 or more often do...especially if you have wytched pics to back you up.

    If you post drunk...it can be funny...if you're smashed...you'll reveal something about yourself that will haunt you for the rest of your days on this board.

    Lies are ok...if they're funny.

    No one really cares what you think.

    L8.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Filthy McNastie:

    2 wrongs don't make a right...but 3 or more often do...especially if you have wytched pics to back you up.

    If you post drunk...it can be funny...if you're smashed...you'll reveal something about yourself that will haunt you for the rest of your days on this board.


    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The two of these combined can make for and epic smack off thread. See archives for details.

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-Dogg:
    Trolls require racking.

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The respondants to this thread seem to be missing this line.


    RACK THE TROLLS

    Ahhh, I feel better already.

    Better throw one at D-Dogg, while I'm at it.

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