THE Motherfucking Rules

[DMike316]

-The Red Zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the Red Zone.

-A Mod can be easily distracted by a cohort, allowing you to do dirty illegal things to your opponent (i.e. metal folding chair to the head, etc.).

-Do NOT throw plastic beer bottles.

-The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the White Zone.

-Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at ALL times.

-You can usually change the opinion someone has had for a lifetime about Politics, Racism, and Religion with just a few short sentences.

-Christopher Reeve Smack is ALWAYS fresh.







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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by enolc:

as long as they don't outlaw drinking cheap liquor buck naked in my darkened livingroom only to vomit all over myself while passed out in the fetal position on the floor, i really don't give a shit what the liquor laws are.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[REBDOG]

>>> the frown is my perminent trademark

>>> the REBDOG is not permitted to troll

>>> always feel free to post subject matter about feces and bowel movement patterns.


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Therefore, I say:
Know your enemy and know yourself;
in a hundred battles, you will never be defeated.
When you are ignorant of the enemy but know yourself,
your chances of winning or losing are equal.

If ignorant both of your enemy and of yourself,
you are sure to be defeated in every battle.


-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War, c. 500bc

[Jsc810]

Don't confuse trolls with Trolls?.

Rack the Trolls?.

Archive Troll?, please archive this thread for easy future reference and edification.

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Boycott Minute Maid products

[Headhunter]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dinsdale_Piranha:
The respondants to this thread seem to be missing this line.


RACK THE TROLLS

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My sig is a permanent Rack the Trolls. Present on each and every post! It racks the link to ConTroll Panell, where everything Troll hails from!



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Rack the LINK!

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

Would somebody just go ahead and RACK DMike for the Airplane reset already?

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[Smackie Chan]

Do not leave bags or personal items unattended.

Left turn on green arrow only

No skateboarding

Crybabies will be asked to leave

No ticky, no shirty

My way or the highway

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone

Any reproduction without the expressed written authority of THE is strictly prohibited

Not to be taken away

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The Dude abides.

[Python]

Porn is good. Well, that really has nothing to do with posting on a message board, but it must be said.

Rack D-Dogg and rack the Trolls.

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This is just a blue pill. Lighten up.

[The Vainglorious One]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-Dogg:
If you can't take the smack people are laying on you, you can:
c) Attempt to smack back (Haven't seen it tried)
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Then you were not paying attention.



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J in Fresneck to Friend of Ours:

"Nice job sucking your own cock and swallowing your own DNA!"

[D-Dogg]

TVO, you could take it. Big difference. Some people can't take it, and don't even fight back.

You took it and gave it. Please don't drag yourself down to tard level, just let me tell you are one and we'll leave it at that. A smiley could be put here, but I'm not going to bend the rules.

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You and I are getting along like dykes and dogs.

[Norman Broke Ass]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-Dogg:
[<LI>Do not feed the Trolls.

[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't listen to him.

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turn out the lights, the party's over