THE Motherfucking Rules

[The Vainglorious One]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-Dogg:
Please don't drag yourself down to tard level, just let me tell you are one and we'll leave it at that. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thak you sir my I have another?

[Cuda]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Smackie Chan:
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No ticky, no shirty

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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, velly funny!

How to I Lack the Tlorrs?



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If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Filthy McNastie:
If you're leaving the board...just leave...we don't need to know why.


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And stay the fuck gone...don't come back looking for a big, "we missed you buddy".



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Awful good. She meant awful good.

[Sudden Sam]

Thag you very buch, D-Dogg.

This thread should be printed and prominently displayed at each poster's desk.

Or at least for the posters who do not wish to continue their present employment.

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Eat hard, sleep hard, rock hard, grow tall, wear glasses if you need 'em.

[kernel]

No shirt

No shoes

No dice.

Read it.

Learn it.

Live it.

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"Mongo only pawn in game of life"

[D-Dogg]

<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>If you hit submit, and get an error page, do not go back and hit submit again, and again, and again. Most often your post is already on the board, and you are just double or triple or quadruple or...fuck, you are posting the same shit over and over.

For further clarification on this rule, please see Sudden Sam above, or ask Bootie Lover about Jackson vs. the AMA shows.[/list]

:littlewinkingsmileyguy:

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You and I are getting along like dykes and dogs.

[Cruella De Vil]

However, you should not be the ultimate pussy and email someone's employer to complain that your vagina hurts.

But what if my vagina does hurt? What should I do?


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"Suck me, beautiful!"

[all tickety- boo in Miami]

Yes, I'm positive someone said tickety.

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[Troll Trolley]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D-Dogg:
[list<LI>Once worth its weight in gold, the phrase "you are kicking your own ass" is more often uttered by the person getting their ass kicked.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

RACK



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[~*Mz.Chievous*~]

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I am the voice inside your head

Death Defying

[This message has been edited by ~*Mz.Chievous*~ (edited January 09, 2002).]